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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zell Dincht (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dincht comes to the cage accompanied by Fanfare. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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174 lbs
17 - 7 - 0 |
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180 lbs
13 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Zell Dincht!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Sergei Dronov and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dincht throws a front kick aimed at Fatherfockerusus's knee but Fatherfockerusus avoids it well.
Fatherfockerusus lands a jab to Dincht's midsection.
Dincht throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dincht throws out a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range and Dincht only half commits.
Dincht throws a hook to the side of Fatherfockerusus's head but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dincht tried to score with a low kick but Fatherfockerusus checks it.
Nice uppercut lands for Fatherfockerusus. That snapped Dincht's head back.
Dincht lands a really nice looking cross but Fatherfockerusus seems unphased.
Good work by Dincht as he checks the leg kick.
A punch combination from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Dincht checks the leg kick.
Dincht moves out of range of the body kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Nice takedown defense from Fatherfockerusus. No joy for Dincht on that attempt.
A head kick misses from Fatherfockerusus.
Dincht throws a lazy body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dincht ducks under a wild hook from Fatherfockerusus.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fatherfockerusus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fatherfockerusus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Dincht lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fatherfockerusus doesn't seem phased though.
Fatherfockerusus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dincht rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dincht misses with a two punch combination.
Dincht attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dincht fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Fatherfockerusus on the side of the head.
Dincht swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Fatherfockerusus to counter with a crisp jab.
Dincht on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dincht bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fatherfockerusus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dincht has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dincht and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dincht looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A punch combination from Dincht misses.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big right from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Dincht dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus lands a jab to the head.
Fatherfockerusus throws a good cross that connects.
Fatherfockerusus lands a leg kick that knocks Dincht off balance momentarily.
Dincht avoids the head kick by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dincht counters with a good low kick that Fatherfockerusus was not able to check.
Fatherfockerusus has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dincht.
Dincht finds himself stumbling back on wobbly legs after being clipped by a right hand. He's up against the cage, ducking and weaving under Fatherfockerusus's strikes but an uppercut finds it's way through and Dincht falls! - He's completely out of it and the ref jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is the new welterweight champion!
Our winner, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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