PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sami Sykloni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sykloni has chosen David Arkenstone - Carrickfergus as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sami Sykloni was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jones
vs
Sykloni

190 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

188 cm
20
218 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Resistance
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jon Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sami Sykloni!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Steve Montenegro and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sykloni checks a leg kick.
Jones looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Jones takes one to the side of the head.

It looks like Jon Jones has been cut.
Sykloni explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sykloni moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Sykloni throws a monster overhand right that drops Jones! Sykloni follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sami Sykloni!
After the big win, Sami Sykloni made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Milwaukee's Best 159's - $75 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.