PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Anabol Asteroid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cookie Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Asteroid comes to the cage accompanied by Asteroid. Monster has chosen Cookie Monster Eating Cookie as his entrance music. Cookie Monster has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Asteroid
vs
Monster

188 cm
29
192 lbs
25 - 10 - 1

179 cm
30
201 lbs
18 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Resistance

Perkele!
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabol Asteroid!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Cookie Monster!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asteroid misses with a head kick.
Asteroid throws a nice looking combination but Monster bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Monster feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Asteroids jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Asteroid throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Monster gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Asteroid bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Asteroid connects with a crisp jab.
Asteroid goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

It looks like Cookie Monster has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Monster with a nice cross.
Asteroid lunges at Monster with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Monster's hand.
Monster connects with a single shot there.
Asteroid looks to throw the jab but Monster is out of range.
Monster cracks Asteroid with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Asteroid swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Monster takes a swing at Asteroid's ribcage but misses.
Monster checks the leg kick nicely there.
Asteroid throws a body punch but Monster moves out of range.
Asteroid throws a sloppy head kick and Monster moves out of range easily.
Asteroid throws a lazy head kick
and Monster counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Monster checks it well.
Monster scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Asteroid keeps Monster at a distance using the push kick.
Asteroid throws a sloppy head kick and Monster moves out of range easily.
Asteroid keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Monster.
Monster swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.
Asteroid just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Monster. Asteroid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Asteroid lands a really nice looking cross but Monster seems unphased.
Asteroid takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Monster throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Monster takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Asteroid throws a combination that misses
and Monster counters with a left and a right that stings Asteroid.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Monster scores with a sloppy right hand. Asteroid should have avoided that one.
Nice defenses there by Asteroid.
Asteroid throws a right and a left that Monster avoids nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monster throws a hook to the side of Asteroid's head but Asteroid sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Monster swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Asteroid connects with a body shot that sends Monster's belly button to the back.
Asteroid throws a quick head kick that knocks Monster silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Asteroid is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Anabol Asteroid!
Anabol Asteroid retains his middleweight title!
Anabol Asteroid was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.