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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eddie Brock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brock comes to the cage accompanied by Ministry - Lies, lies, lies. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Sinister - Leviathan. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eddie Brock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brock swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Brock ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves away.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki slips a jab from Brock.
A head kick misses from Brock.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a low kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki falls off balance throwing a combination
and Brock counters with a nice uppercut.
Brock scores with a jab to the jaw.
A big right from Brock misses.
Brock is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Brock moves into range and clinches up with Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Brock keeps control of Kvadratichnie Schtaniki as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Brock throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kvadratichnie Schtanikis head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with the head strike.
Brock turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Brock manages to end up in side control.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to improve his position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brock creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to reverse the position.
Brock scoring with punches from side control.
Brock taking a break here but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is having none of it and regains half guard.
Brock controlling the action here.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki manages to get to full guard.
Brock stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is on top in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Brock controlling the position.
Brock looking for a sweep. Not yet Brock, not yet.
Brock seems keen to control Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's posture.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wanted to stand there but Brock had control of the position.
Brock managing to control the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Eddie Brock wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Brock scores with a nice right hand.
Brock closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki did well to prevent Brock getting side control.
Well, if Brock is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to kick Brock off in order to stand up. Brock Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
Brock working the head with strikes.
Brock in side control lands a decent elbow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Brock is controlling him well.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Brock trying to control the position but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is working away.
Brock lands an elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Brock working the ground and pound but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is defending the strikes.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to improve his position.
Brock lands some shots froms side control.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to buck Brock off but Brock is having none of it.
Brock is looking to take a break and control but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Brock controlling the position from side mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sloppy strikes there by Brock.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eddie Brock dominated that round.
That's time! Brock's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Brock shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kvadratichnie Schtaniki sprawls well. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Brock gets slowly back to his feet.
Brock throws a hook but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki blocks it.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Brock as he avoids it easily.
Brock throws a poor cross that misses
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Brock on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Brock, as that shot connected.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Brock shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A slow jab from Brock misses its intended target.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a jab. Brock acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki ducks under a wild hook from Brock.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a two punch combination.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scoring well with a low kick there.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Brock looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki there as he acknowledges the shot.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Brock scores with a shot to the body.
Brock thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki stuffs the takedown attempt from Brock. Brock gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eddie Brock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Brock has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Brock just misses with a punch to the body.
Brock tries to close the distance and clinch but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Brock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a one two! Brock had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brock throws a shot from downtown. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves away and avoids it.
Brock tests Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Brock throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Brock changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Brock remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Brock jabs Kvadratichnie Schtaniki to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a wild body shot.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a right and a left that Brock avoids nicely.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Brock lands with an uppercut that bounces Kvadratichnie Schtaniki off the cage and back into range.
Brock scores with a jab to the jaw.
A big right from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to clinch.
Brock looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brock dodges the punch combination from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to clinch there but Brock circles away.
Brock throws a predictable looking body shot
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki counters with a nice low kick that buckles Brock's knee momentarily.
A jab from Brock misses.
Brock tries to clinch up.
Brock feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Brock wants to control from the top but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki keeps moving.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brock showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Brock throws a big elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a sloppy right hand. Brock should have avoided that one.
Brock ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves away.
Brock throws a series of punches but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves out of range.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands with a nice combination. Brock backs away looking to recover.
Brock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki manages to avoid it.
Brock shoots in but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looks to throw the jab but Brock is out of range.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a double jab.
Brock tries to clinch but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is having none of it.
Nice defenses there by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Brock shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki defends it nicely.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with the combination.
Brock lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brock blocks a head kick by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Brock to score with a decent uppercut.
Brock rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Brock moves out of range as Kvadratichnie Schtaniki strikes.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Brock crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki - the referee stops the clock and Brock gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Kvadratichnie Schtaniki. Brock manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Brock checks a low kick from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brock on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to land body kicks.
Brock chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kvadratichnie Schtaniki can pounce on him.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Brock to counter with a crisp jab.
Brock lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brock shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eddie Brock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Brock avoids a punch combination nicely.
Brock throws a wild body kick that Kvadratichnie Schtaniki sees coming a mile off.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki staying out of range there.
Brock misses with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands a jab to the head.
Brock moves forwards but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Brock fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A slow jab from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses its intended target.
Brock gets the takedown into side control.
Brock in side control, throwing shots but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki defends.
Brock working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki gets back to full guard.
Brock tries to free his leg and advance position but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is retaining full guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to stand up but Brock isn't so interested in that idea.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Brock looking to sit in guard and control but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki trying to control but Brock is working from the bottom.
Brock wants to sweep here but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki controlling him for the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki trying to control the position from guard on top but Brock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki trying to stand up but can't free himself from Brock's guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki trying to control but Brock is working from the bottom.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki pushing down on Brock's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Brock holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Brock wants to control but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is keeping busy.
Brock wants to get back to full guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
After winning the bout, Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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