PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy My Chick Bad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tore Rebo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). My Chick Bad comes to the cage accompanied by Game Over. Rebo has chosen Papa Roach - Burn as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

My Chick Bad
vs
Rebo

195 cm
25
270 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

225 cm
26
329 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%

Skin-Clothes Designing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tommy My Chick Bad!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tore Rebo!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
My Chick Bad throws a right and a left that Rebo avoids nicely.
My Chick Bad jabs Rebo right on the nose. Rebo blinks but takes it well.
My Chick Bad misses with the combination.
A head kick misses from Rebo.
Rebo scores with a kick to the midsection.

Rebo scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
My Chick Bad looks like he's trying to stand up.
Rebo missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Rebo thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed My Chick Bad's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rebo not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
My Chick Bad is trying to stand.
My Chick Bad on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if My Chick Bad tries to get out of the position.
My Chick Bad wants to control but Rebo is keeping busy.
Rebo has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
My Chick Bad tries to roll over but Rebo keeps him under control.

Rebo is looking for a kimura here.
Rebo sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. My Chick Bad defending well though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rebo seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
My Chick Bad trying to control but Rebo postures up.
My Chick Bad holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Rebo not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
My Chick Bad moves into full guard.
My Chick Bad might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Rebo with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
My Chick Bad looking to control.
Rebo trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
My Chick Bad wants to control the position but Rebo says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
My Chick Bad is staying active underneath Rebo, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Rebo throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Rebo looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
My Chick Bad is refusing to be controlled, as Rebo sits in half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My Chick Bad trying to hold on to Rebo's head to control him but Rebo postures up.
My Chick Bad is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Rebo's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Rebo's back!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
My Chick Bad punishes Rebo with strikes from the back mount.
Rebo turns into My Chick Bad and is now in his guard.

My Chick Bad pushes Rebo off and gets back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Tore Rebo will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Rebo gets cracked there but stands up to it.
My Chick Bad takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
My Chick Bad swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rebo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from My Chick Bad.
My Chick Bad fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rebo manages to avoid it.
Rebo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
My Chick Bad steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rebo.
My Chick Bad cracks Rebo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

My Chick Bad looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Rebo is trying to maintain the position but My Chick Bad is very close to passing his half guard.
Rebo moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
My Chick Bad trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Rebo is trying to keep My Chick Bad in close.
Tore Rebo has got the better of the ground game so far.
Rebo will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Rebo is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Rebo pulls My Chick Bad in close to his closed guard and prevents My Chick Bad from doing any damage or advancing position.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Tore Rebo wasn't active enough on the ground.
My Chick Bad fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rebo on the side of the head.
My Chick Bad getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
My Chick Bad walks into a stiff left hand from Rebo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Rebo misses.
My Chick Bad throws a right and a left that both miss.
My Chick Bad connects with a nice looking jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rebo moves out of range of the strikes.
My Chick Bad swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Rebo.
Tommy My Chick Bad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
My Chick Bad shoots for a takedown but Rebo saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Rebo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rebo with a jab.
Rebo shoots in but My Chick Bad avoids the takedown attempt easily.
My Chick Bad takes a shot to the body in his stride.
My Chick Bad walks forward, straight into a front kick from Rebo.
Rebo lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Nice body punch from My Chick Bad.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rebo with a nice cross.
Rebo has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
My Chick Bad misses with a straight right.
Rebo misses with an uppercut. My Chick Bad saw that one coming.

My Chick Bad scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Rebo gets back to full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as My Chick Bad accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Rebo trying to keep a closed guard but My Chick Bad is proving a slippery customer.
My Chick Bad throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Rebo has momentary wrist control but My Chick Bad slips an elbow through the middle.
My Chick Bad throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Rebo works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Rebo pulls My Chick Bad in close to prevent any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rebo looking to hit a scissor sweep but My Chick Bad is one step ahead there.
Rebo manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. My Chick Bad manages to get himself to full guard.
My Chick Bad is looking to stand up but Rebo isn't so interested in that idea.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
My Chick Bad keeping full guard, as Rebo tries to pass.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Tore Rebo will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

My Chick Bad throws out a loose jab but Rebo uses good head movement to avoid it.
My Chick Bad looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Rebo is fending him off so far but My Chick Bad persists. Nope, Rebo circles away and we're back to standing.
My Chick Bad misses with a straight left.
My Chick Bad looks to score with a jab to the body but Rebo is just out of range.
No joy there for My Chick Bad, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
My Chick Bad takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Rebo misses with a low kick.
Rebo avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
My Chick Bad shoots in but no luck this time.
Rebo misses with a two punch combination.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Rebo.
Rebo stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tommy My Chick Bad. That's going to take a lot out of him.
My Chick Bad looks to land a left hand but Rebo moved out of range nicely.
Rebo lands with a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
My Chick Bad jabs at Rebo's body.

Rebo sends My Chick Bad crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Rebo is motioning to the referee to let My Chick Bad up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

It looks like Tommy My Chick Bad has been cut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rebo slips a straight right by My Chick Bad.
Tore Rebo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Rebo avoids the body shot from My Chick Bad.
My Chick Bad scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rebo in his tracks.
My Chick Bad bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
My Chick Bad throws a predictable looking body shot

and Rebo counters with a head kick that drops My Chick Bad to the mat! My Chick Bad scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

My Chick Bad is rocked!
My Chick Bad drops his hands momentarily. Rebo doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. My Chick Bad staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. My Chick Bad doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tore Rebo!
Tore Rebo very nearly forgot to thank Skin-Clothes Designing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.