PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Buzz Cloltran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yoko Gushiken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cloltran's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Man In My City. Buzz Cloltran is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Cloltran
vs
Gushiken

168 cm
22
142 lbs
9 - 0 - 1

170 cm
23
135 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Fight Club Clothing est. 09™

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Buzz Cloltran!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Yoko Gushiken!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gushiken misses with a lunging right hand
and Cloltran counters with a left to the body.
Cloltran ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gushiken moves away.
A shot to the body from Gushiken misses
and Cloltran counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cloltran scores with a hook to the body. Gushiken takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Gushiken misses with a wild body shot.
Gushiken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gushiken with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gushiken looks to score with a jab to the body but Cloltran is just out of range.
Cloltran avoids the body shot from Gushiken.
Gushiken moves forwards but Cloltran connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Gushiken throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cloltran keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gushiken uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cloltran.
Gushiken looks to score with a jab to the body but Cloltran is just out of range.
Gushiken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cloltran.
Cloltran connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gushiken misses with a wild combination.
Cloltran takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Cloltran fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gushiken manages to avoid it.
Cloltran swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gushiken wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Gushiken tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cloltran was well out of range. Poor timing from Gushiken.
Gushiken throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cloltran is looking to wear down Gushiken with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A jab from Cloltran does it's job there.
Cloltran lands a nice hook to Gushiken's body. Gushiken takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Gushiken looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Yoko Gushiken is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Gushiken finds it's way through Cloltran's defenses.
Gushiken slips under a jab from Cloltran.
A leg kick checked by Gushiken.
Cloltran swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran walks into a left hand.
Cloltran slips a straight right by Gushiken.
Gushiken thows a body shot but no joy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cloltran thows a body shot but no joy.
Gushiken misses with a double jab.
Cloltran moves into range and connects with a jab.

Cloltran closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Gushiken to the mat! Gushiken manages to get full guard.
Cloltran sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Gushiken's guard.
Gushiken won't allow Cloltran to pass to mount.
Cloltran thows a huge punch but Gushiken dodges it nicely.
Gushiken keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Cloltran is trying to control. Gushiken wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Gushiken tries to kick Cloltran off but Cloltran keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran is keen to just control but Gushiken is a slippery customer.
Cloltran slips a nice elbow through Gushiken's hands, connecting with Gushiken's forehead.
Cloltran trying to mount his opponent but Gushiken defends it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cloltran throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Gushiken kicks off Cloltran and gets to his feet.
Gushiken takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Gushiken staying out of range there.
Cloltran throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gushiken keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cloltran lands with a nice body punch.
Cloltran throws a hook to the side of Gushiken's head but Gushiken sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cloltran misses with a straight left.
Gushiken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cloltran.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gushiken looks to land a left hand but Cloltran moved out of range nicely.
Cloltran connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Gushiken cracks Cloltran with an open hand slap.
Cloltran swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cloltran lands with a hook. Gushiken tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cloltran uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gushiken.
Gushiken feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Cloltrans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Cloltran walks into a left hand.
Cloltran dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gushiken connects with a body shot.
Gushiken throws a body punch but Cloltran moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gushiken jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cloltran takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Gushiken tries to bum rush Cloltran with a series of wild strikes but Cloltran uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Buzz Cloltran will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A jab from Cloltran misses.
Gushiken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cloltran.
Cloltran with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Yoko Gushiken is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cloltran lands a jab-cross combination.
Gushiken looks to land a combination but Cloltran avoids it well.
Cloltran throws a lazy right hand but Gushiken sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Cloltran shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Cloltran was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Cloltran lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Gushiken hang on?
Gushiken is trying to escape the mount.
Cloltran unloads with some shots from mount but Gushiken bucks and avoids them well.
Gushiken is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cloltran can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Gushiken is looking to escape.
Cloltran thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Cloltran looking to control and managing it successfully.
Cloltran landing strikes, looking to finish!
Gushiken is looking to improve his position but Cloltran isn't that keen on the idea.
Cloltran landing shots from mount.
Cloltran scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Gushiken?
Gushiken tries to buck Cloltran off but he can't manage it.
Cloltran prevents Gushiken from getting the reversal.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Cloltran cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Cloltran has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gushiken is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Cloltran with a couple of short strikes.
Cloltran dominating with strikes here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cloltran punching from mount but Gushiken doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Gushiken wants to try and get back to his feet.
Gushiken is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Cloltran cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Cloltran landing strikes, looking to finish!

Gushiken is rocked!
Cloltran connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Gushiken is still in real trouble! Can Cloltran finish him?
Cloltran connects with a bit shot that sees Gushiken covering up! More strikes from Cloltran and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Cloltran is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Buzz Cloltran!
Buzz Cloltran retains his bantamweight title!
A very excited looking Buzz Cloltran rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.