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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Perko Late (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Late's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, No Easy Way Out . Guy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Old Spice Guy Intro. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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183 lbs
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186 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Perko Late!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Guy!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Elvis Blanc and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Late is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Late with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Guy to score with a decent uppercut.
Nice shot lands for Guy.
Late tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Guy was well out of range. Poor timing from Late.
Guy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Guy misses with an uppercut.
Guy punishes Late's body with a nice straight punch.
Late dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Late misses the shot to the body.
Late avoids the body shot from Guy.
Late throws a chopping leg kick but Guy manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Guy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Guy misses with a low kick.
A lazy left from Guy finds it's target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Late lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Guy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Guy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Guy misses the shot to the body.
Guy feints and then cracks Late's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Late down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Late uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Guy.
Late avoids the head kick by Guy.
Guy is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Late walks into a jab.
Late comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Late keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Guy throws a lazy right hand but Late sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Late's corner calls for a 1-2. Late obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Late misses with a wild body shot.
A slapping body kick lands there for Guy.
Late misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Guy.
Guy misses with a series of wild punches.
Late misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Late takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Guy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Guy walks into a left hand.
Late rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Guy counters with a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Late has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Guy.
Guy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Late thows a left - swing and a miss!
Guy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice body punch from Late.
Late paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Late throws a big shot that misses.
Late takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Late throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Late tried to score with a low kick but Guy checks it.
Late keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Guy.
Late shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Guy as he avoids it easily.
A head kick misses from Guy.
Guy throws a poor cross that misses
and Late counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Guy is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Late throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Guy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Late throws the left hand but Guy avoids the punch easily.
Late misses with a shot to the body
and Guy counters with a slapping leg kick.
Guy throws a head kick that misses.
Late just misses with a punch to the body.
Guy misses with a looping left.
Guy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Late shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Guy but Guy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Late takes a swing at Guy's ribcage but misses.
Guy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Guy checks a leg kick.
Late misses with a wild body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Late looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Guy thumps Late with a low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Late cracks Guy with an open hand slap.
Guy misses with a body shot.
Late feints and then cracks Guy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Guy down.
Late lands a leg kick that knocks Guy off balance momentarily.
Late just misses with a punch to the body.
Guy avoids the head kick by Late.
Guy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Late loads up on a big right hand but Guy slips the punch.
Late does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Guy stuffs the takedown attempt from Late. Late gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Perko Late. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Guy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Guy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Late uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Guy.
Guy is looking to slow Late down with leg kicks.
Late tries a low kick but Guy avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but The Guy will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Late rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Guy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Guy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Guy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Late is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Guy lands a jab-cross combination.
Guy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Late's sensitive parts.
Guy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Late has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Late swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Late moves away from the strike by Guy.
Late misses with a body shot.
A big left from Late misses.
Late throws a hook but Guy blocks it.
A leg kick checked by Late.
Guy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Late shoots in and bounces Guy off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Late advances position into side control!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy prevents Late from improving position.
Late tries for a kimura but Guy is defending well.
Guy can't do much from the bottom here.
Late has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Guy!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Late prevents Guy from getting the reversal.
Late lands a heavy elbow.
Guy squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Guy is looking to improve his position but Late isn't that keen on the idea.
Late thowing shots but they're missing.
Late has hold of Guy's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Guy manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Late goes for an armbar but Guy turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Guy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Guy would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Late has his foot on Guy's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Guy works his way back into a safe position though.
Guy would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Guy gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Guy lands with a slapping head kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Guy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Late checks a leg kick.
Late feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Guys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Guy slips under a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Perko Late will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Late just misses with a punch to the body.
Guy motions for Late to come forward. Guy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Late shoots for a double leg takedown but Guy sprawls well. He's pushed Late's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Guy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Late was well out of range. Poor timing from Guy.
Late shoots in for a takedown but Guy shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Guy avoids the body shot from Late.
Late throws a hook but Guy blocks it.
Guy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The Guy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Late blocks the body kick.
Guy looks to land a body kick but Late moved away.
Guy swings widly with a right hand
and Late counters with a series of strikes. Guy will be more careful next time no doubt.
Guy throws a sloppy head kick and Late moves out of range easily.
Late wants to clinch up but Guy keeps it at a distance.
Guy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A left lands for Guy.
Guy thumps Late with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from Guy tenderised Late's leg. Late is trying to keep his angry face on.
Late checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Guy swings for the body but Late moves out of range.
Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Late.
Guy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Late.
Late throws the left hand but Guy avoids the punch easily.
Late takes a swing at Guy's ribcage but misses.
Late takes a swing at Guy's ribcage but misses.
Guy scores with a nice strike.
Late tries to clinch up but Guy circles away and keeps his distance.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Late.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Perko Late. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Guy throws a leg kick but Late moved away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Late lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Late slips under a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Late. Guy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Guy lands with a cross.
Guy attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Guy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Late's calf.
A looping hook to the body misses from Guy. Late does a little dance to reset his feet.
Guy misses with a head kick.
Guy throws a head kick that half lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Late misses with a hook. Guy ducked under it nicely.
Late fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Guy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A nice leg kick lands there from Guy.
Guy throws out a powerful jab.
Late throws a hook but Guy avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Late fails with a takedown attempt.
Guy throws a head kick but Late moves out of range.
Guy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Guy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Late connects with a crisp jab.
Guy tries a low kick but Late avoids it.
Late moves out of range of the strikes.
Guy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Late.
Guy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Late's sensitive parts.
Late has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Guy slips a jab from Late.
Late loads up on a big right hand but Guy slips the punch.
Guy looks for the body kick but Late saw that one coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Late dips to his left and cracks Guy with an uppercut!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Late.
Late scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Guy attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Guy digs a good body shot into Late's ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lates jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Late throws a jab when Guy was well out of range.
Nice defenses there by Guy.
Guy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fighters circling - Late throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Late connects with a body shot.
Late misses with a looping right.
Guy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
And that's the end of the fight!
The Guy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Guy has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Guy!
The Guy took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Prestige Nutrition (160!) for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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