PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bon Joy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wahoo McDaniel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joy comes to the cage accompanied by The Prodigy - Breathe. McDaniel has chosen War Dance as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Bon Joy has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Bon Joy seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Joy
vs
McDaniel

190 cm
26
199 lbs
14 - 2 - 0

186 cm
33
214 lbs
27 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

[CBK] Legal Highs ↑ 160Q STAMINA + ENERGY
[CBK] The Smashwear Corporation

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bon Joy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Wahoo McDaniel!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Kenichi Hosakawa and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDaniel throws an off balance right hand
and Joy counters with a good low kick that McDaniel was not able to check.
McDaniel connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Joy's hands.
Joy scores with a hook.
McDaniel misses the shot to the body.
Joy listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
McDaniel jabs at Joy's body.
McDaniel connects with a body shot that sends Joy's belly button to the back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Joy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Joy throws a leg kick which misses McDaniel's front leg but catches the back leg as McDaniel tries to avoid it.
Joy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by McDaniel.
McDaniel misses with a right hand
and McDaniel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McDaniel lands a jab to Joy's midsection.
McDaniel scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McDaniel throws a hook but Joy blocks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from McDaniel. Joy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wahoo McDaniel is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McDaniel tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A decent looking cross lands there for Joy.
Joy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McDaniel throws a predictable looking body shot
and Joy finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
McDaniel scores with a kick to the body.
McDaniel chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Joy can pounce on him.
Joy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and McDaniel makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Joy really felt that one!
McDaniel scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDaniel throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Joy on the side of the head.
McDaniel swings for the body but Joy moves out of range.
McDaniel catches Joy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Joy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McDaniel.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as McDaniel blocks the leg kick.
McDaniel looks to score with a jab to the body but Joy is just out of range.
McDaniel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A combination from McDaniel does no damage.
A chopping leg kick lands by Joy.
Joy lands with a cross.
McDaniel lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Joy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McDaniel connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McDaniel throws a jab when Joy was well out of range.
McDaniel ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Joy moves away.
McDaniel throws out a powerful jab.
McDaniel lands with a cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McDaniel lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Joy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Joy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The crowd cheers as McDaniel lands an impressive looking overhand right. Joy doesn't seem phased though.

Joy is rocked!
Joy throws a low kick but it's checked well by McDaniel.
Oh Joy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McDaniel scores with a shot to the body.
Joy seems to have got his legs back now.
McDaniel avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

McDaniel drops Joy with a beautiful combination! Joy stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - McDaniel is looking for the KO!
This has been an exciting period of action!
BOOM! McDaniel lands a beautiful left hook that drops Joy. Joy tries to recover but McDaniel is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Joy lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wahoo McDaniel!
Wahoo McDaniel is the new light heavyweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Wahoo McDaniel made sure he mentioned [CBK] Legal Highs ↑ 160Q STAMINA + ENERGY, along with how happy he was to win his fight.