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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Julien Touret (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Tub O Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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290 lbs
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
Good kicks
KO power |
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Dangerous GnP
Dangerous knees
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Julien Touret!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Big Tub O Lard!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Dean Styles and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tub O Lard pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Touret has managed to clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Touret.
Tub O Lard looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Touret lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
It looks like Big Tub O Lard has been cut.
Touret scores a nice knee to the body.
Touret working Tub O Lard over with knees to the body.
Touret lands an uppercut.
Touret lands a hook that snaps the head of Tub O Lard backwards.
Touret lands a vicious elbow to the side of Tub O Lard's head that scrambles his senses and sends him wobbling down to the canvas! Touret tries to finish him with strikes but Tub O Lard still seems able to defend himself so Touret steps back and lets Tub O Lard get back to his feet - he wants no part of the ground game.
Tub O Lard is rocked!
Tub O Lard takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Tub O Lard is still on wobbly legs! Can Touret finish him?
Tub O Lard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tub O Lard seems to have recovered his senses.
Touret fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tub O Lard looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tub O Lard is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Touret doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Tub O Lard crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Tub O Lard's bad books for that mishap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Julien Touret!
A relieved looking Julien Touret thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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