PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barclay Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rudell Crim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones's entrance music is Fire by Demolition Man. A fine choice. Crim is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Go To Sleep B1TCH!. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jones
vs
Crim

195 cm
30
280 lbs
26 - 12 - 2

179 cm
32
221 lbs
17 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

White Gorilla Nutrition
White Gorilla Nutrition

Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Barclay Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Rudell Crim!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crim swings widly with a right hand
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crim.
Jones moves out of range of the strikes.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Crim lands with a nice combination. Jones backs away looking to recover.

It looks like Barclay Jones has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones lands with a good body shot.
Jones feints a jab promting Crim to slip. Jones then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Crim slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Jones wants to clinch.
Crim blocks a head kick by Jones.
Jones lands with an overhand left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crim misses with a hook. Jones ducked under it nicely.

Jones clinches with his opponent.
Crim lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jones.
Jones misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jones tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Crim's elbow.
Jones just leaning against Crim, taking a breather.
Crim scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Crim fails to land.
Crim blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones misses with a punch to the body.
Crim lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Crim tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Crim lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crim pushes Jones back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crim lands with a right to the head.
Crim lands with a right to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crim misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jones stalling in the clinch but Crim improves position.
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Crim.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crim prevents a body shot from Jones.
Crim scores with a nice hook to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crim.
Crim has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jones avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Crim managing to block the knees to the body from Jones.
Jones misses with the head strike.
A nice left hand lands by Jones.
Jones blocking some punches.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.
Crim tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jones is working Crim over against the cage.
Jones misses with a short punch on the inside.
Crim tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jones is trying to stall.
Jones lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jones makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Crim lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Crim lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jones.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jones.
Crim swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crim's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jones misses with the head strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jones throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Crim misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jones lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crim backwards.
Crim misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crim tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Crim fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jones throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Crims head.
Jones misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Jones.
Crim blocks a body shot from Jones.
Jones swings wildly with an uppercut but Crim uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Crim in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Crim looks gassed!
The referee calls for Jones to work.
Jones misses with a punch to the body.
Crim tries to score a body lock takedown but Jones shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Jones lands with a right to the head.
Crim tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jones's elbow.
Jones lands an elbow that stopped Crim in his tracks for a moment.

Crim is rocked!
Nice elbow from Jones.
Crim is still on wobbly legs! Can Jones finish him?
Jones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jones creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Crim's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Crim drops to his knees and Jones pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barclay Jones!
A very excited looking Barclay Jones made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.