PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnie Rose (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diggler's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, KEEP IT MOVIN. Donnie Rose has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Diggler
vs
Rose

186 cm
23
218 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

185 cm
29
223 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

5th Round Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dirk Diggler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donnie Rose!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Bruno Lombardi and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rose lands an overhand right.

It looks like Dirk Diggler has been cut.
Rose throws a series of punches but Diggler moves out of range.
Rose's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Diggler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Rose scrambles back to his feet.
Rose throws a right hand that misses
and Diggler counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Rose takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Donnie Rose seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diggler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rose.
Rose misses with a looping right.
Rose thows a body shot but no joy.
Rose connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diggler throws a shot to the body.
Diggler lands a nice shot that snaps Rose's head back.
Rose misses the shot to the body.
Diggler throws a right hand that Rose ducks under and follows up with a left that Rose also avoids with ease.
A big left from Rose misses.
Rose blocks the body kick.
Diggler lands a leg kick that knocks Rose off balance momentarily.
Diggler ducks under a wild hook from Rose.
Diggler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rose manages to avoid it.
Rose throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rose swings widly with a right hand
and Diggler counters with a three punch combo that has Rose backing up. Rose nods at Diggler to acknowledge the strikes.
Rose looks to land a left hand but Diggler moved out of range nicely.
Rose misses with a lunging right hand
and Diggler counters with a body kick.
Rose dips to his left and cracks Diggler with an uppercut!
Diggler on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Diggler turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Rose lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Diggler circles away quickly and effectively.
Rose avoids the body shot from Diggler.
Rose looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A big left from Rose misses.
Both fighters circling a little - Diggler finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Rose looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rose swings widly with a right hand
and Diggler counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Diggler lands with a kick to the temple. Rose shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Donnie Rose has been cut.
Diggler digs a good body shot into Rose's ribs.
Diggler lands a leg kick that knocks Rose off balance momentarily.
Rose throws a lazy right hand but Diggler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diggler slips a jab from Rose.
Diggler throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Rose.
Diggler lands with an uppercut that bounces Rose off the cage and back into range.
Nice body punch from Diggler.
Diggler scoring well with a low kick there.
Diggler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rose misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diggler.
Diggler lands a nice hook to Rose's body. Rose takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Diggler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Rose takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Rose misses the shot to the body.
Dirk Diggler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diggler misses with an attempted mid kick.
Diggler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rose doesn't seem bothered though.
Rose blocks a head kick by Diggler.
Diggler scoring well with a low kick there.
Diggler lands a leg kick that knocks Rose off balance momentarily.
Rose has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Diggler.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diggler scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rose on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Diggler. Diggler obviously looking to wear him down.
Diggler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Diggler shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Diggler connects with a looping right hand.
Diggler looks to land a combination but Rose avoids it well.
Rose jabs at Diggler's body.
Rose throws a looping overhand right but Diggler ducks down to avoid it.
Diggler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rose.
Diggler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Rose throws a jab but it's blocked by Diggler.
Diggler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diggler fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diggler scores with a kick to the body.
Rose misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A head kick from Diggler lands but Rose takes it in his stride.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diggler thows a body shot but no joy.
A nice leg kick lands there from Diggler.
Diggler is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Rose avoids a punch combination nicely.
Diggler lands a nice looking body kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diggler.
Rose misses with a hook
and Diggler counters with a nice leg kick.
Diggler scores with a body shot.
Diggler lands with a straight right. Rose didn't see that one coming.
Rose sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Rose avoids a kick to the body.
Diggler ducks under a wild hook from Rose.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Diggler connects with a leg kick. Rose looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Rose throws a hook but Diggler blocks it.
Diggler lands a body shot.
Rose's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Diggler scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk Diggler dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Diggler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rose throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rose has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Diggler.
Rose takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Rose misses with an uppercut.
Diggler connects with a body shot that sends Rose's belly button to the back.
A lazy left from Diggler finds it's target.
Rose throws a looping overhand right but Diggler ducks down to avoid it.
Diggler cracks Rose with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Rose scores with a jab. Diggler acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Rose throws the left hand but Diggler avoids the punch easily.
Rose looks to score with a jab to the body but Diggler is just out of range.
Rose misses with a looping left.
Diggler connects with a right hand. Rose shakes it off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rose swings for the body but Diggler moves out of range.
Diggler with a nice cross.
Jab from Diggler.
Diggler looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diggler takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Rose is breathing heavily.
Diggler throws a head kick that Rose semi-blocks.

Rose is rocked!

That has opened up Donnie Rose's cut even more.
Diggler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rose.
Rose is still on wobbly legs! Can Diggler finish him?
Crack! A monster head kick from Diggler and Rose falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Diggler!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Dirk Diggler!
After the big win, Dirk Diggler made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Conviction and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.