PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Garson DeBramalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adam Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

DeBramalo
vs
Bomb

199 cm
26
310 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

190 cm
26
300 lbs
18 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

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Revolution Fatigues

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Garson DeBramalo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Adam Bomb!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Dillan Fox and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bomb uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by DeBramalo.
Bomb misses the body punch
and DeBramalo counters with a nice uppercut.
Bomb tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but DeBramalo was well out of range. Poor timing from Bomb.
DeBramalo throws a body punch but Bomb moves out of range.
DeBramalo works Bomb's body with a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
DeBramalo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bomb.
A looping hook to the body misses from DeBramalo. Bomb does a little dance to reset his feet.
DeBramalo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bomb.
A low kick from Bomb is predictable there
and DeBramalo counters with an outside leg kick.
DeBramalo works the jab nicely.

It looks like Adam Bomb has been cut.
Bomb looks gassed!
DeBramalo with a body punch. A glancing blow.
DeBramalo lands a nice hook to Bomb's body. Bomb takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

DeBramalo lands a big right hand that sends Bomb crashing to the mat! DeBramalo stays standing though and waves Bomb back to his feet!

DeBramalo cracks Bomb with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. DeBramalo has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bomb to stand back up!

Bomb is rocked!
DeBramalo lands a jab to Bomb's midsection.
Bomb is still on wobbly legs! Can DeBramalo finish him?
DeBramalo ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Bomb out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Garson DeBramalo!
Garson DeBramalo very nearly forgot to thank Undead clothing. All items 10$ amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.