PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Baramari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jay Kay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Baramari comes to the cage accompanied by WOODKID - Iron. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jay Kay was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Baramari
vs
Kay

210 cm
32
285 lbs
21 - 19 - 0

189 cm
25
270 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Baramari!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jay Kay!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kay feints a jab promting Baramari to slip. Kay then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Baramari slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

It looks like Bob Baramari has been cut.
Baramari misses with a low kick as Kay jumps back.
Baramari takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Baramari misses with a head kick.
Baramari takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kay takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Baramari tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Baramari throws a low kick but Kay avoids it.
Some wild striking there from Kay.
Baramari throws a head kick that misses.
Baramari throws a solid leg kick but Kay takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Baramari.
Kay checks a low kick from Baramari.
Baramari throws a low kick but Kay avoids it.
Kay blocks a head kick by Baramari.
Kay loads up on a big right hand but Baramari slips the punch.
Kay lands with a straight right. Baramari didn't see that one coming.
Kay looks to land a combination but Baramari avoids it well.
Baramari lands a leg kick that knocks Kay off balance momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Baramari scores with a nice body kick.
Baramari is looking to chop away at Kay's legs.
Baramari is looking to slow Kay down with leg kicks.
Kay will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A jab lands there for Baramari.
Baramari lands a head kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Baramari thows a body kick. Kay tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Baramari walks into a stiff left hand from Kay.
Kay misses with a wild body shot.
Kay looks to land a right hand but Baramari moved out of range.
Baramari attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A combination from Baramari does no damage.
Baramari misses with a head kick.
Kay throws a right and a left that Baramari avoids nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Baramari throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kay takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Baramari lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kay has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kay and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kay fails to land with a series of punches.
Kay fails in his attempt to clinch.
A jab from Baramari finds it's way through Kay's defenses.
Kay on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Baramari. Baramari obviously looking to wear him down.
Kay throws a lazy right hand but Baramari sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kay scores with a jab to the jaw.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kay looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kay motions for Baramari to come forward. Kay throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kay finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Baramari avoids the body shot from Kay.
Kay misses the shot to the body.
Kay connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Baramari keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kay misses with a two punch combination.
Kay tries to close the distance and clinch but Baramari swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Kay darts in and clinches Baramari up against the cage.
Baramari blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Baramari scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kay misses with a body punch.

Baramari breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Baramari lands a high kick!

It looks like Jay Kay has been cut.
Kay fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Baramari manages to avoid it.
Baramari with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A jab from Kay does it's job there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kay throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kay waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Baramari.
Baramari jabs Kay to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Kay.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Baramari! Kay is out on his feet! Baramari rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Kay is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Kay is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bob Baramari!
After winning the bout, Bob Baramari thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.