PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Osama Robins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Waldorf Astoria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Robins comes to the cage accompanied by Strippekikk. Astoria has chosen Waltz from Les Sylphides as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Robins
vs
Astoria

170 cm
33
177 lbs
29 - 11 - 0

180 cm
28
174 lbs
30 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Osama Robins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Waldorf Astoria!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Astoria thumps Robins with a low kick.
Robins swings away with a body shot that misses
and Astoria counters with a straight right hand.
Robins misses with a straight left.
Astoria checks a leg kick.
Robins doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Robins wants to slow Astoria down by chopping away at his legs.
Robins misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Astoria.
Robins keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Astoria tried to score with a low kick but Robins checks it.
A head kick misses from Robins.
Astoria tries a head kick but it misses.
Astoria takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Astoria throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Astoria throws a leg kick but Robins sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Robins uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Astoria.
Astoria displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Robins throws out the jab.
Astoria ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A shot to the liver by Astoria. Beautiful body shot.
Robins fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Astoria is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Astoria throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Astoria misses with a leg kick
and Robins counters with a leg kick.
Robins throws a leg kick that is checked
and Robins takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Waldorf Astoria is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Astoria scores with a hook to the body. Robins takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Robins is looking to chop away at Astoria's legs.
Astoria throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Robins stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Robins with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Astoria throws a right and a left that both miss.
Astoria blocks a leg kick.
Astoria misses with a right hand
and Robins counters with a leg kick.
Robins on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Astoria lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Astoria sizes up Robins with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Robins misses with a leg kick
and Astoria counters with a straight right hand.
Astoria uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Robins scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Astoria keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Robins moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Robins takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Robins misses with a low kick.
Robins tries to land a front kick but Astoria steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Astoria misses with a low kick.
Robins tries to bum rush Astoria with a series of wild strikes but Astoria uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Robins steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Astoria.
Astoria throws a body punch but Robins moves out of range.
Robins throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Astoria fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Robins looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Robins jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Astoria has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Robins with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Astoria to score with a decent uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Astoria lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Astoria lands a body shot.
Astoria throws a series of punches but Robins moves out of range.
Robins slips under a jab.
Astoria misses with a low kick.
Robins throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Robins moves out of range as Astoria strikes.
Astoria finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Robins tests Astoria's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Astoria lands a jab to Robins's midsection.
Robins scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Robins walks into a left hand.
Astoria throws a nice inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Robins pivots, looking for a leg kick but Astoria is out of range and Robins settles back down.
Robins takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Robins lands a leg kick that knocks Astoria off balance momentarily.
A jab from Astoria finds it's way through Robins's defenses.
Astoria slips under a jab.
Waldorf Astoria seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Robins, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Robins throws a head kick but Astoria moves out of range.
Robins is looking to wear down Astoria with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Astoria lands a nice shot to the body.
Robins misses with a kick to the body.
Astoria slaps away a takedown attempt from Robins, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Robins just misses with a punch to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Astoria checks a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Robins misses with a body punch
and Astoria counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Astoria tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That kick from Astoria tenderised Robins's leg. Robins is trying to keep his angry face on.
Robins closes the distance and clinches up with Astoria, looking for a takedown. Robins pushes Astoria against the cage but Astoria circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Waldorf Astoria dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Astoria with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Robins lands with a thumping leg kick.
Robins scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Robins throws a low kick, looking for Astoria's leg but Astoria calmly moves out of range.
Astoria throws a push kick but Robins slaps the foot to one side.
Waldorf Astoria seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Robins is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Astoria lands a nice looking body kick.
Astoria lands a nice looking body kick.
Robins uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Astoria.
Astoria connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Robins walks into a stiff left hand from Astoria.
Robins chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Astoria can pounce on him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A chopping leg kick lands by Astoria.
Astoria thuds a left hand into Robins's body.
Astoria chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Astoria throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Astoria swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A head kick misses from Astoria.
Astoria punishes Robins's body with a nice straight punch.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Astoria - that will leave a mark!
Astoria's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Robins connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Astoria scrambles back to his feet.
Robins throws a nice looking combination but Astoria bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Astoria scores with a jab to the head.
Robins takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Robins checks a leg kick.
Robins throws a lazy body kick
and Astoria counters with a nice leg kick.
Robins shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Astoria but Astoria pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Astoria looks to throw the jab but Robins is out of range.
Astoria connects with a solid leg kick.
Robins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Robins misses the shot to the body.
Robins avoids a punch combination nicely.
A good leg kick by Astoria.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Astoria throws an overhand right that lands on Robins's shoulder, as Robins tries to avoid the shot.
Astoria throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Astoria tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Astoria feints and then cracks Robins's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Robins down.
Robins takes a swing at Astoria's ribcage but misses.
Robins staying out of range there.
Astoria looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Robins takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nice body punch from Astoria.
Nice defenses there by Astoria.
Astoria throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A head kick misses from Robins.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Astoria lands a head shot.
Robins misses with an uppercut.
Robins chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Astoria can pounce on him.
A decent looking cross lands there for Astoria.
Astoria misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Robins counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Astoria throws a front kick that sends Robins stumbling back into the cage.
Astoria clobbers Robins with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Astoria scores with a crisp jab that stopped Robins in his tracks.
Robins throws a sloppy body shot
letting Astoria counter with a right hand.
Robins is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Robins tried to score with a low kick but Astoria checks it.
Robins loads up on a big right hand but Astoria slips the punch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Robins thuds a left hand into Astoria's body.
Astoria swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Robins.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Robins throws a hook but Astoria avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Astoria connects with a solid leg kick.
Astoria with a hook.
Astoria jabs Robins right on the nose. Robins blinks but takes it well.
Astoria lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Robins looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Astoria uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Robins.
Astoria moves out of range of the body kick from Robins.
Robins will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Astoria. Robins does a little dance to reset his feet.
A cross from Astoria lands.
Robins connects with a high kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Astoria.
Astoria lands with an uppercut that bounces Robins off the cage and back into range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Astoria feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Robins's calf.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Astoria checks a leg kick.
Robins looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Astoria connects with a solid leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Waldorf Astoria showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Robins lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Astoria lands a lovely overhand right.
Astoria misses the shot to the body.
Astoria avoids a kick to the body.
Robins misses the jab.
Robins throws a head kick but Astoria moves out of range.
Astoria fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Astoria throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Robins stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Astoria lands with a kick to the temple. Robins shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Robins misses with a wild body shot.
Robins scores with a leg kick.
Robins looks to throw the jab but Astoria is out of range.
Astoria jabs at Robins's body.
Robins uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Astoria.
Robins slips a jab and a cross from Astoria.
A punch combination from Astoria misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Robins misses with a jab, cross combination.
Robins throws a head kick that misses.
Astoria misses with a looping left.
Robins ducks right into an uppercut from Astoria.
Astoria lands a nice hook to Robins's body. Robins takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Astoria misses the shot to the body.
Robins throws a low kick but Astoria moves out of range easily.
Astoria thows a body shot but no joy.
Astoria throws a leg kick which misses Robins's front leg but catches the back leg as Robins tries to avoid it.
Jab from Astoria.
Robins pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Robins misses with a jab, cross combination.
Robins takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Astoria is looking to slow Robins down with leg kicks.
Osama Robins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Waldorf Astoria is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Robins throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Astoria misses with a few strikes there.
Robins is trying hard to land a takedown here. Astoria sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Astoria connects with a right hand. Robins shakes it off.
Robins throws the kick towards the body but Astoria avoids it.
Robins stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Astoria.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Astoria lands a leg kick that knocks Robins off balance momentarily.
Robins throws a head kick that misses.
Astoria scores with a nice strike.
A thudding body kick lands there by Astoria!
Robins tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Robins looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Astoria ducks under a wild hook from Robins.
Astoria moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Astoria fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Astoria connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Astoria thumps Robins with a low kick.
Astoria connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Astoria jabs at Robins's body.
Astoria buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Robins takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Astoria thumps Robins with a low kick.
Robins takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Robins connects with a looping right hand.
Astoria throws a quick inside leg kick.
Astoria misses with a head kick.
Astoria throws out a powerful jab.
Astoria dips to his left and cracks Robins with an uppercut!
Astoria punishes Robins's body with a nice straight punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Robins has a takedown stuffed.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Astoria, right into the meat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Astoria lands with an uppercut that bounces Robins off the cage and back into range.
Astoria scores with a hook.
Astoria displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Robins throws out the jab.
That kick from Astoria tenderised Robins's leg. Robins is trying to keep his angry face on.
Robins throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Astoria thuds his right hand into Robins's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A nice inside leg kick there by Astoria. That's going to slow Robins down.
Astoria stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Astoria ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Robins thows a body shot but no joy.
Robins misses with a low kick as Astoria jumps back.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Robins might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Astoria explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

And that's the end of the fight!
Waldorf Astoria comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Astoria has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Waldorf Astoria!
During a confident post fight interview, Waldorf Astoria thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.