PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Starship Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Garson DeBramalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain comes to the cage accompanied by Decisive Battle. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Pain
vs
DeBramalo

195 cm
28
277 lbs
31 - 7 - 1

199 cm
27
307 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Starship Pain!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Garson DeBramalo!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, William Peck and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DeBramalo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pain moves away.

Pain shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. DeBramalo manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Pain wants to control from the top but DeBramalo keeps moving.
Pain postures up in DeBramalo's guard and throws a big left but DeBramalo blocks it.
DeBramalo bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Pain's guard.
Pain wants to sweep here but DeBramalo controlling him for the moment.
DeBramalo sitting in guard here, content to control.
DeBramalo trying to control but Pain is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Garson DeBramalo has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
DeBramalo throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pain stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pain moves away from the strike by DeBramalo.
Garson DeBramalo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pain doesn't manage to clinch there - DeBramalo circles away.
DeBramalo lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Starship Pain has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pain tries to close the distance and clinch up but DeBramalo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pain avoids the body shot from DeBramalo.
A low kick from DeBramalo is predictable there
and Pain counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pain looks to land a body kick but DeBramalo moved away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pain is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
DeBramalo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pain throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pain takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pain throws a chopping leg kick but DeBramalo manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
DeBramalo paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
DeBramalo misses with a low kick.
DeBramalo swings widly with a right hand
and Pain counters with a nice uppercut.
Pain jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain tries to clinch but DeBramalo is having none of it.
DeBramalo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pain tries to close the distance and clinch up but DeBramalo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
DeBramalo checks a leg kick.
Pain cracks DeBramalo with a right hand to the side of the head.
Pain shoots in and drives through. DeBramalo sprawls well.

DeBramalo gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Pain to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Pain tries to free his leg and advance position but DeBramalo is retaining full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pain missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
DeBramalo looking for a sweep. Not yet DeBramalo, not yet.
DeBramalo pulls Pain in close to prevent any damage.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Pain stops DeBramalo from standing up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Garson DeBramalo has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
DeBramalo lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pain keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
DeBramalo misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Garson DeBramalo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Starship Pain's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Pain checks a leg kick.
DeBramalo displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Pain.
A swing and a miss from DeBramalo.
Pain is looking to clinch but DeBramalo is avoiding it.
Pain staying out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A good leg kick by Pain.
A looping hook to the body misses from DeBramalo. Pain does a little dance to reset his feet.
DeBramalo blocks a low kick nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from DeBramalo misses its intended target.
Pain lands a slapping body shot.
A shot to the body from DeBramalo misses
letting Pain counter with a right hand.
Nice body kick there by Pain.
DeBramalo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pain slips under a jab from DeBramalo.
Pain blocks a jab.
DeBramalo throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The fighters circling - DeBramalo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A decent looking cross lands there for DeBramalo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pain. That's going to slow DeBramalo down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
DeBramalo avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
DeBramalo takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A telegraphed right hand from Pain misses the target.
DeBramalo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
DeBramalo throws an off balance right hand
and Pain counters with a good low kick that DeBramalo was not able to check.
DeBramalo looks to throw the jab but Pain is out of range.
DeBramalo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pain manages to avoid it.
DeBramalo looks to land a right hand but Pain moved out of range.
A punch combination from DeBramalo misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt DeBramalo.
DeBramalo swinging wildly here.
Pain blocks a leg kick.
Garson DeBramalo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pain lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
DeBramalo misses with a straight left.
Pain scores with a kick to the midsection.
Nice jab there from Pain.

Pain shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pain landing shots from mount.
Pain lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Pain lands a nice shot to the head.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Pain scoring with strikes but DeBramalo is staying in there.
Pain fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Pain with shots to the head and body - DeBramalo looks very uncomfortable down there.
DeBramalo really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pain. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
DeBramalo is breathing heavily.

Pain has isolated one of DeBramalo's arms. DeBramalo looking to fight him off but Pain twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Starship Pain!
Starship Pain retains his super heavyweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Starship Pain thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.