PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Punani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diggler comes to the cage accompanied by KEEP IT MOVIN. Harry Punani acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Diggler
vs
Punani

186 cm
23
218 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

188 cm
24
192 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dirk Diggler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Harry Punani!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Chad Campbell and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punani throws a leg kick that is checked
and Diggler counters with a nice body shot.
Diggler works the jab nicely.
Punani misses with a low kick.
Diggler thuds his right hand into Punani's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Punani connects with a body shot that sends Diggler's belly button to the back.
Nice uppercut lands for Punani. That snapped Diggler's head back.
A good leg kick by Punani.
Diggler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Punani.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Punani. Diggler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diggler avoids the body shot from Punani.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Punani lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Diggler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Diggler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Diggler is looking to land body kicks.
Diggler looks for the body kick but Punani saw that one coming.
Diggler on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Diggler throws the left hand but Punani avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Punani. Beautiful body shot.
Punani shoots in but no luck this time.
Diggler throws the left hand but Punani avoids the punch easily.
Punani chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Punani moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Punani connects with a body shot.
Diggler delivers a nice body kick.
Punani throws a leg kick
and Diggler counters with a thumping low kick.
Diggler thuds his right hand into Punani's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Diggler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Crunch! Diggler slams his shin into Punani's torso.
Punani fails with a takedown attempt.
Punani closes this distance looking for a takedown but Diggler circles away.
Dirk Diggler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harry Punani.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diggler tries a low kick but Punani avoids it.
Diggler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Punani.
Diggler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Punani lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Punani misses with a hook. Diggler ducked under it nicely.
Punani misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diggler throws a push kick but Punani slaps the foot to one side.
Diggler looks to land a combination but Punani avoids it well.
Punani works the jab nicely.
Punani throws a hook to the side of Diggler's head but Diggler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Punani on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Diggler. Diggler obviously looking to wear him down.
Diggler leaves Punani with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diggler throws a sloppy head kick and Punani moves out of range easily.
Diggler swats away the attempt to clinch by Punani.
Punani scoring well with a low kick there.
Diggler throws a wild body kick that Punani sees coming a mile off.
Punani throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

Diggler tries to sprawl but Punani drives through with a takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Punani controlling the pace.
Punani looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Punani thows a huge punch but Diggler dodges it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punani throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Diggler wants to improve his position but Punani is controlling well.
Punani thows a huge punch but Diggler dodges it nicely.
Diggler avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Punani.
Diggler taking some punishment here, with Punani in his half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Diggler wants to get back to full guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Punani is trying to control the action in half guard but Diggler is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Punani dominated that round.
That's time! Diggler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Diggler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Punani misses with a combination
and Diggler counters with a body kick that stops Punani in his tracks momentarily.
Punani throws a wild body kick that Diggler sees coming a mile off.
Punani moves out of range of the body kick from Diggler.
Diggler dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Punani. That did some damage!
Punani swings for the body but Diggler moves out of range.
Punani pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Both fighters circling a little - Diggler finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Diggler.
Punani tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diggler was well out of range. Poor timing from Punani.
Punani staying out of range there.
Punani takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diggler scores with a decent looking hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punani scores with a nice strike.
Diggler tried to score with a low kick but Punani checks it.
Diggler throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Punani's head.
Diggler steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Punani. That one must have hurt.
Diggler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Diggler misses with a straight left.
Diggler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Punani tries to clinch up.
Punani tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Diggler swivels and escapes.
Dirk Diggler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Punani looks to score with a jab to the body but Diggler is just out of range.
Punani fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Diggler is out of range.
Punani punishes Diggler's body with a nice straight punch.
Punani takes a swing at Diggler's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diggler throws an overhand right that lands on Punani's shoulder, as Punani tries to avoid the shot.
A low kick from Punani misses
and Diggler counters with a good, hard body kick but Punani shrugs it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diggler bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Punani has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Diggler.
Diggler looks to land a body kick but Punani moved away.
Punani swinging wildly here.
Punani finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Diggler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Punani. Punani obviously looking to wear him down.
Nice cross by Punani.
Punani misses with a double jab
and Diggler counters with a body kick that stops Punani in his tracks momentarily.
Punani is breathing heavily.
Punani shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Diggler sprawls well. Diggler wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Punani gets slowly back to his feet.
Harry Punani seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diggler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punani was well out of range. Poor timing from Diggler.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punani throws a low kick but it's checked well by Diggler.
Punani misses with a leg kick
and Diggler counters with a nice low kick that buckles Punani's knee momentarily.
The crowd cheers as Diggler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Punani doesn't seem phased though.
Diggler lands a right hook to the body.
Diggler is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Diggler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Punani stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A slapping body kick lands there for Diggler.
Diggler scores with a hook to the body. Punani takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diggler checks a leg kick.
A punch combination from Diggler misses.
Diggler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Diggler connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Punani's hands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diggler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Punani cracks the inside of Diggler's front leg.
Punani swings for the body but Diggler moves out of range.
Diggler lands with an uppercut that bounces Punani off the cage and back into range.
Punani fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Diggler checks it well.
Diggler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Punani.
Jab by Punani.
Punani lands a head kick. Diggler smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Dirk Diggler is winning the standup battle so far.
Punani moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Punani lands a nice hook to Diggler's body. Diggler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Diggler.
Diggler connects with the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk Diggler dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Diggler throws a wild body kick that Punani sees coming a mile off.
Diggler lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Diggler cracks the inside of Punani's front leg.
Diggler swings for the body but Punani moves out of range.
Punani looks to score with a jab to the body but Diggler is just out of range.
Punani throws a lazy uppercut
and Diggler counters with an outside leg kick.
Diggler cracks Punani with a right hand to the side of the head.
Diggler lands the left hand.
Diggler avoids the body shot from Punani.
Punani misses with a low kick.
Diggler lands with a hook. Punani tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Punani is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Diggler rather than just go for the knockout.
Diggler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice defenses there by Diggler.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punani takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The fighters circling - Punani throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Diggler throws a body punch but Punani moves out of range.
Diggler lands with a nice body kick.
Punani gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Diggler.
Nice body kick there by Punani.
Punani misses with a straight right.
Diggler stalks Punani and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Punani's face. Punani staggers backwards, shaken.
Punani throws a push kick but Diggler slaps the foot to one side.
Punani doesn't manage to clinch there - Diggler circles away.
Diggler displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Punani.
Punani takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Punani misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punani fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Diggler avoids it really well and circles away.
That kick from Diggler tenderised Punani's leg. Punani is trying to keep his angry face on.
Diggler misses with an attempted mid kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Diggler.
Diggler connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Diggler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A thudding body kick lands there by Diggler!
Diggler moves out of range as Punani throws a body kick.
Diggler looks for the body kick but Punani saw that one coming.
Diggler circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punani dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Punani drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Diggler misses with a body kick.
Punani avoids the head kick by Diggler.

Punani darts in and clinches Diggler up against the cage.
Diggler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Diggler pushes Punani back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A right hook to the body lands for Punani.
Punani misses with a punch to the body.
Punani lands a body shot.
Diggler blocks the elbow strike.
Punani keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Diggler's efforts to push away.
Diggler lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Punani backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diggler throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Punani blocks it with crossed arms.
Diggler lands a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diggler blocking some punches.
Diggler blocking some punches.
A short body shot lands from Punani as the two fighters clinch.
Nice body punch from Diggler - that landed with a thud.
Punani misses with a punch on the inside.
Punani lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Diggler misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Punani throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Punani missing with knees to the body.
Diggler throws an elbow that misses.
Diggler misses with some punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dirk Diggler showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Diggler has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dirk Diggler!
Dirk Diggler gave a mention to Conviction in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).