PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paco Da Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Schmuckatelli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Da Man comes to the cage accompanied by Tenacious D - Beelzeboss. Schmuckatelli has chosen Stay Here by SWANS as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Da Man
vs
Schmuckatelli

201 cm
30
264 lbs
21 - 6 - 1

200 cm
33
267 lbs
23 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Paco Da Man!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Joe Schmuckatelli!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Roger Salmon and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Schmuckatelli pushes Da Man up against the cage in a clinch.
Da Man is working Schmuckatelli over against the cage.
Schmuckatelli tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Da Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Schmuckatelli controls his hands.
Schmuckatelli blocks an uppercut.
Da Man slowing the pace effectively.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Da Man for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Schmuckatelli using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Da Man has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Schmuckatelli comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Paco Da Man has been cut.
Schmuckatelli is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Da Man is defending well for now.
Schmuckatelli avoids a wild elbow strike from Da Man.
Da Man avoids the elbow strike from Schmuckatelli, against the cage.
Da Man has Schmuckatelli pressed against the cage, preventing Schmuckatelli from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Da Man cracks Schmuckatelli with a nice body shot.
Schmuckatelli connects with a nasty looking knee right to Da Man's face.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Da Man working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Da Man tries to work over Schmuckatelli's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Da Man lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Da Man.
Da Man tries a body shot but Schmuckatelli blocks it.
Da Man pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Schmuckatelli misses with a punch on the inside.

Schmuckatelli breaks the clinch.
Da Man throws a head kick but Schmuckatelli moves out of range.
Da Man misses with a straight left.
Schmuckatelli keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Da Man looks to land a left hand but Schmuckatelli moved out of range nicely.
Da Man thuds a left hand into Schmuckatelli's body.
Joe Schmuckatelli is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Da Man lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Da Man looks to score with a jab to the body but Schmuckatelli is just out of range.
Joe Schmuckatelli seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Da Man on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Schmuckatelli swings for the body but Da Man moves out of range.
Schmuckatelli on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schmuckatelli thows a body shot but no joy.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Da Man checks a leg kick.
Da Man fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Schmuckatelli on the side of the head.
Schmuckatelli lands with a good body shot.
A head kick misses from Da Man.
Da Man with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Da Man throws a jab when Schmuckatelli was well out of range.
Da Man lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

Da Man gets tackled into the cage by Schmuckatelli. Schmuckatelli maintains the clinch.
Da Man lands a hook that snaps the head of Schmuckatelli backwards.
Da Man tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schmuckatelli avoids it.
Schmuckatelli prevents a body shot from Da Man.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Da Man.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Da Man.
Da Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Da Man trying to land knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Da Man tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schmuckatelli avoids it.
Da Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schmuckatelli's elbow.
Schmuckatelli working hard to break the clinch.
Da Man tries to throw a body punch but Schmuckatelli avoids it by throwing Da Man back against the cage.
Da Man scores a nice knee to the body.
Schmuckatelli takes a shot to the head.
Schmuckatelli blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Da Man misses with an elbow strike.
Schmuckatelli blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Da Man digs a right hand into Schmuckatelli's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Schmuckatelli's gas tank.
Schmuckatelli lands an elbow just above Da Man 's eye.

Paco Da Man's cut is getting worse.
Schmuckatelli with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice elbow from Da Man.
Schmuckatelli wants to break free but Da Man has control.
Schmuckatelli blocks a body shot from Da Man.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schmuckatelli lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Paco Da Man's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Schmuckatelli is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Da Man can't find room to land a body shot as Schmuckatelli controls the action.
Da Man landing knees to the body.
Da Man avoids the elbow strike from Schmuckatelli, against the cage.
Da Man managing to block the knees to the body from Schmuckatelli.
Da Man scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Da Man with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A nice left hand lands by Da Man.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Schmuckatelli just misses with a elbow thrown towards Da Man's brow.
Schmuckatelli has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Da Man working aggressively here.
Da Man pushes Schmuckatelli back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Da Man tries to work over Schmuckatelli's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Schmuckatelli working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Paco Da Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Paco Da Man's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Schmuckatelli misses with a looping left.
Schmuckatelli connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Da Man tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Schmuckatelli.
Schmuckatelli jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Schmuckatelli takes one to the side of the head.
Some bone on bone action there as Schmuckatelli checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Da Man jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Schmuckatelli clinches up with Da Man and pushes him back against the cage.
Da Man blocking some punches.
Da Man lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Joe Schmuckatelli has been cut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Da Man.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Da Man looking to throw knees to the head but Schmuckatelli is blocking nicely.
Da Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Da Man throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Schmuckatellis head.
Da Man lands an uppercut.
Da Man lands a damaging elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schmuckatelli blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Da Man.
Da Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Da Man stalling in the clinch but Schmuckatelli improves position.
Schmuckatelli prevents a body shot from Da Man.
Schmuckatelli throws an elbow but it misses.
Schmuckatelli takes a knee right on the jaw!
Da Man on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Schmuckatelli tries to land a knee to the head but Da Man blocks with his arms.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schmuckatelli wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nice body punch from Da Man.
Da Man scores with a knee to the head.
Schmuckatelli blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Da Man is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Schmuckatelli is defending well for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Da Man lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Schmuckatelli backwards.
Da Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Schmuckatelli blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Da Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Schmuckatelli.
Schmuckatelli tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Da Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Schmuckatelli controls his hands.
With the fighters up against the cage, Da Man throws an elbow but misses.
Schmuckatelli avoiding damage as Da Man throws knees to the body.
Da Man misses with a short punch on the inside.
Da Man lands a shoulder strike.

That has opened up Joe Schmuckatelli's cut even more.
Da Man misses with a body punch.
Schmuckatelli lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Da Man backwards.
Da Man lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Da Man lands an elbow inside that Schmuckatelli shrugs off.
Da Man stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Da Man blocks an uppercut.
Da Man working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Da Man throws a knee to the head but misses.
Da Man taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Da Man misses with an elbow strike.
Schmuckatelli has a couple of punches blocked by Da Man.
Schmuckatelli tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Da Man avoids it.
Da Man tries a body shot but Schmuckatelli blocks it.
Da Man stalls.

Schmuckatelli breaks the clinch.
Da Man is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schmuckatelli can do to turn this around?

Da Man tries to keep at a distance but Schmuckatelli has taken the fight into the clinch.
Schmuckatelli doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Da Man lands with a light punch inside.
Schmuckatelli working aggressively here.
Schmuckatelli takes an elbow to the forehead.
A left hand lands to the body for Da Man.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Da Man lands a nice uppercut.
Da Man keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Schmuckatelli's efforts to push away.
Da Man throws a head punch that misses.
Da Man lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

The cut above Joe Schmuckatelli's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Nice body punch from Da Man - that landed with a thud.
Schmuckatelli is breathing heavily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Schmuckatelli blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Da Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schmuckatelli's elbow.
Schmuckatelli takes a shot to the head.
Paco Da Man has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Da Man can't find room to land a body shot as Schmuckatelli controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Paco Da Man dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Schmuckatelli throws a nice looking combination but Da Man bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Schmuckatelli clinches with his opponent.
Da Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Schmuckatelli.
Schmuckatelli lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Da Man backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Da Man fails to land.
Da Man tries to work over Schmuckatelli's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Da Man lands an elbow inside that Schmuckatelli shrugs off.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Joe Schmuckatelli's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Paco Da Man!
Paco Da Man retains his heavyweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Paco Da Man thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.