PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jigoro Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bitch! comes to the cage accompanied by Ghetto Life. The crowd seem to be enjoying Kane's choice of entrance music: Under a Killing Moon by Thrice. Rick James, Bitch! could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jigoro Kane's chin.

James
vs
Kane

195 cm
25
218 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

185 cm
33
214 lbs
36 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
5th Round Clothing

Milwaukee's Best 160
Happy Pills

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rick James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jigoro Kane!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Damien Edna and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kane avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kane misses with a body shot.
Kane looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bitch! lands a jab to the nose.

It looks like Jigoro Kane has been cut.
Kane moves out of range as Bitch! strikes.
Bitch! throws a front kick aimed at Kane's knee but Kane avoids it well.
Bitch! on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bitch! lands a nice shot that snaps Kane's head back.
Kane lands a nice shot that snaps Bitch!'s head back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slapping leg kick lands for Kane.
Crunch! Bitch! slams his shin into Kane's torso.
Bitch! fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bitch! sizes up Kane with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Bitch! checks a low kick from Kane.
Kane throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bitch! sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bitch! feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kane's calf.
Bitch! moves out of range of the body kick.
Bitch! uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kane.
Kane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bitch! moves away.
Bitch! uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kane has time to react.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch! avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bitch! takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
No joy there for Bitch!, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kane looks to score with a jab to the body but Bitch! is just out of range.
Bitch! tests Kane's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kane cracks the inside of Bitch!'s front leg.
Kane will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kane loads up on a big right hand but Bitch! slips the punch.
Bitch! lands a jab to the head.
Kane takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bitch! tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kane was well out of range. Poor timing from Bitch!.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kane misses with a leg kick.
Bitch! connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bitch! checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bitch! slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! moves out of range as Kane strikes.
Kane tries to move into range but Bitch! moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kane takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bitch! takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bitch! scores with a hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bitch!.
Kane slips a jab from Bitch!.
Kane just misses with a punch to the body.
Kane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bitch! moves away.
Bitch! ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kane misses with a body shot.
Kane is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bitch! rather than just go for the knockout.
Bitch! ducks under a wild hook from Kane.
Bitch! checks a low kick from Kane.
Bitch! tried to score with a low kick but Kane checks it.
Bitch! is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kane defending well as Bitch! loads up on a big left hand.
Bitch! bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kane throws a hook but Bitch! blocks it.
Kane avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kane throws a series of punches but Bitch! moves out of range.
Kane throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bitch! misses with a hook.
Kane on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bitch!. Bitch! obviously looking to wear him down.
A jab from Bitch! misses.
Kane misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bitch! lands with an overhand left.
Bitch! throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Bitch! checks the leg kick nicely there.
Rick James, Bitch! seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch! chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bitch! lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kane at a distance.
Kane lands a nice shot that snaps Bitch!'s head back.
Bitch! looks to land a body kick but Kane moved away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kane connects with a leg kick. Bitch! looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kane scores with the left hand. Bitch! knows he should have avoided that one.
Bitch! digs a good hook to Kane's body.
Kane throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Kane misses its intended target.
Bitch! ducks under a wild hook from Kane.
Bitch! moves out of range of the strikes.
Good standup being displayed there by Bitch! as he connects with a hook.
Kane uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bitch!.
Bitch! lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kane misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kane throws a lazy right hand but Bitch! sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A big left from Kane misses.
Jab, jab by Bitch! - just one landing.
Bitch! throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Kane misses the jab.
Bitch! scores with a nice strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bitch! misses with a looping left.
Kane keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kane throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kane connects with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Rick James, Bitch! will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jigoro Kane's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Kane thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bitch! fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kane.
Kane just misses with a punch to the body.
Kane moves in looking to clinch but Bitch! pushes him off.
Kane throws a hook to the side of Bitch!'s head but Bitch! sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bitch! throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kane tries to clinch up but Bitch! circles away and keeps his distance.
Kane fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bitch! manages to avoid it.
Kane throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bitch! pushes Kane away with a front kick.
Bitch! fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

Bitch! moves into range and clinches up with Kane.
Kane lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bitch!.
Bitch! is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bitch! looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kane misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kane looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bitch! tries to land knees in the clinch but Kane avoids the damage to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch! trying to stall but Kane improves his position.
Kane scores with a shoulder strike.
Kane throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kane creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kane softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kane scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bitch! trying to land knees to the body.
Kane lands a body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A short uppercut from Kane.

Bitch! is rocked!
Kane lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bitch! backwards.
Oh Bitch! is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch! blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bitch!.
Kane softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kane dips a shoulder and cracks Bitch! with a mighty uppercut! Bitch! falls back against the cage and Kane unloads with a barrage of strikes! Bitch! is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Kane screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jigoro Kane!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Jigoro Kane waved his t-shirt featuring Hellbent 's logo in front of the cameras.