PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vyacheslav Kalashnikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jamaal McClellan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalashnikov kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Simon & Garfunkel - Sound Of Silence. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kalashnikov
vs
McClellan

195 cm
20
245 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

195 cm
27
240 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Perkele!
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vyacheslav Kalashnikov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jamaal McClellan!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Columbo Gatti and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalashnikov feints and then cracks McClellan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McClellan down.
Kalashnikov will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Kalashnikov scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kalashnikov connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McClellan momentarily.
McClellan closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kalashnikov fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The fighters circling - Kalashnikov throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kalashnikov throws a right hand that misses
and McClellan counters with a left and a right that stings Kalashnikov.
McClellan throws a right hand that Kalashnikov ducks under and follows up with a left that Kalashnikov also avoids with ease.
McClellan misses with a hook.
A big right from Kalashnikov misses.
McClellan blocks a low kick nicely.
Kalashnikov lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kalashnikov misses with an uppercut.
McClellan swings away with a leg kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalashnikov misses with a right hand
and McClellan counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kalashnikov cracks McClellan with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Vyacheslav Kalashnikov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McClellan rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kalashnikov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McClellan lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Nice shot lands for Kalashnikov.

McClellan is rocked!
A low kick from McClellan misses
and Kalashnikov counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks McClellan out cold! What a finish! Kalashnikov is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vyacheslav Kalashnikov!
Post fight, Vyacheslav Kalashnikov stared into the camera and said 'As I see yet another motionless carcass laying on the floor, that used to be an opponent of mine, I now know, that I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. And it makes me wonder, if there is a mortal man that can defeat me? You are all welcomed to try, not many will succeed.'.