PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Floyd Purell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boy comes into the arena with I'm fat blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Boy
vs
Purell

150 cm
29
277 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

200 cm
26
230 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Fast

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Johnny Boy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Floyd Purell!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Luis Engracia and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Boy has Purell up against the cage in a clinch.
Boy lands a shoulder strike.

Boy jumps guard.
Boy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Purell.
Boy is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Boy might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Boy tries to strike from the bottom.

Purell has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Boy to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Purell is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Boy pulls down on the head and he's put Purell to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Johnny Boy!
Johnny Boy is the new heavyweight champion!
Johnny Boy made sure to mention his sponsor, - - - - - All Nutrients 160 - - - - - in his post fight interview.