PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alex Your Momma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alex Your Momma has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Your Momma
vs
Norris

202 cm
18
217 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

191 cm
20
217 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alex Your Momma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Your Momma throws a leg kick but Norris moved away.
Your Momma throws a shot to the body.
Norris fails with an attempt to clinch.
Norris avoids a punch combination nicely.
Your Momma jabs Norris right on the nose. Norris blinks but takes it well.

It looks like Chuck Norris has been cut.
Norris swinging wildly here.
Norris is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Your Momma cracks a nice hook into Norris's ribs.
Your Momma lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Norris takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Your Momma throws a wild body kick that Norris sees coming a mile off.
Norris fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Momma lands with a good body shot.
Alex Your Momma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Your Momma scores with a nice strike.
Nice jab there from Your Momma.
Your Momma scores with a jab to the body.
Norris pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A combination from Your Momma does no damage.
Norris avoids the head kick by Your Momma.
Your Momma is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Your Momma staying out of range there.
Your Momma tries to score with a low kick but Norris moves his leg out of the way.
Your Momma throws a series of punches but Norris avoids them all with ease.
Your Momma throws a leg kick that misses.
Norris throws a nice looking combination but Your Momma bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Norris moves forwards but Your Momma connects with a nice, crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Norris misses with a low kick.
Norris is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Your Momma checks a low kick from Norris.
Your Momma tests Norris's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That has opened up Chuck Norris's cut even more.
Your Momma jabs at Norris's body.
Norris fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jab, jab by Your Momma - just one landing.
Your Momma fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Your Momma connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Norris's hands.
Norris tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Your Momma manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Norris needs to keep his hands up - Your Momma had a free shot at his head there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Your Momma throws a leg kick but Norris sees it coming and moves out of range.
Your Momma scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Norris has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Your Momma finds it's way round the side to connect with Norris's head.
Your Momma is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Your Momma throws a low kick but Norris avoids it.
Norris tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Your Momma wants to land a leg kick but Norris is out of range.

Norris closes the distance and pushes Your Momma back into the cage.
Your Momma managing to block the knees to the body from Norris.
Your Momma wants to break the clinch but can't.
Your Momma is trying to break the clinch but Norris has him pressed against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris lands a nice knee to the body.
Norris throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Your Momma blocks it with crossed arms.
Norris is trying to pull guard but Your Momma has him pressed against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Norris tries to land a knee to the head but Your Momma blocks with his arms.
Your Momma can't break the clinch.
Norris with a knee to the head.
Norris lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like Alex Your Momma has been cut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Norris keeps control of Your Momma as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Norris lands a good knee to the midsection. Your Momma won't want to take too many of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alex Your Momma dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Your Momma lands with an uppercut that bounces Norris off the cage and back into range.
Norris tries to close the distance and clinch but Your Momma swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
No joy there for Your Momma, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Norris tries to clinch but Your Momma is having none of it.
Your Momma lands a nice shot that snaps Norris's head back.
Alex Your Momma is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Norris looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Norris looks to score with a jab to the body but Your Momma is just out of range.

Norris closes the distance and clinches.
Your Momma wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Norris has him pressed against the cage.
Your Momma is trying to break the clinch but Norris has him pressed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Your Momma's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Your Momma wants to get back to striking at distance but Norris won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Your Momma wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Norris utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Norris has Your Momma pressed against the cage, preventing Your Momma from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Your Momma can't break the clinch.
Norris looking to throw knees to the head but Your Momma is blocking nicely.
Norris has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Your Momma avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Norris connects with a nasty looking knee right to Your Momma's face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris stalling in the clinch.
Norris keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Your Momma's efforts to push away.
Your Momma wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Your Momma tries to break the clinch but Norris is controlling the position.
Norris throws a head punch that misses.
Norris pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Your Momma avoiding damage as Norris throws knees to the body.
Norris unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Norris tries a body shot but Your Momma blocks it.
Your Momma letting Norris take a breather here.
A frustrated look appears on Your Momma's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Your Momma tries to circle away but Norris has him pinned against the cage.
Your Momma has had enough of the clinch but Norris keeps him there for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris lands a nice knee to the body.
Your Momma is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

Norris breaks from the clinch.

Norris takes the fight into the clinch.
Your Momma is trying to force a seperation but Norris has the dominant position.
Norris swings wildly with an uppercut but Your Momma uses good head movement to avoid it.
Your Momma is trying to break free.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Your Momma avoiding damage as Norris throws knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Norris showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Your Momma.
Your Momma misses with a double jab.
Your Momma fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Your Momma fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Norris checks it well.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Your Momma lands with a cross.
Norris tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Your Momma manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Your Momma does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Norris thows a body shot but no joy.
Your Momma connects with a looping right hand.
Your Momma keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Norris.
Your Momma connects with a single shot there.
A jab lands there for Your Momma.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Momma fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Norris on the side of the head.
Your Momma jabs at Norris's body.
Your Momma connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Norris moves out of range of the body kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Norris looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Norris is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Your Momma digs a good body shot into Norris's ribs.
Your Momma getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Some wild striking there from Your Momma.
Your Momma feints a jab promting Norris to slip. Your Momma then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Norris slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Your Momma lands a body shot.
Norris has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Your Momma lands a jab to Norris's midsection.
Alex Your Momma is winning the standup battle so far.
Norris tries to clinch but Your Momma moves out of range.
Your Momma ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Your Momma scores with a nice strike.
Your Momma circles away from the clinch attempt.
Norris checks a low kick from Your Momma.
Norris tries to clinch but Your Momma moves out of range.
A right-left combo lands from Your Momma.

The cut above Chuck Norris's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Donk. Your Momma catches Norris right on the button with a cross.
Nice uppercut there from Your Momma.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Norris on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Your Momma fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Your Momma throws a half hearted mid kick.
A jab from Norris misses.
Norris is looking to clinch.
Your Momma scores with a crisp jab that stopped Norris in his tracks.

Chuck Norris's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Norris rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Your Momma moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Norris takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Your Momma lands a really nice looking cross but Norris seems unphased.
Some wild striking there from Your Momma.
A combination from Your Momma does no damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Norris tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Norris throws a head kick that misses.
Your Momma changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Your Momma looks to land a combination but Norris avoids it well.
Your Momma is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Norris can do to turn this around?
A right-left combo lands from Your Momma.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A combination from Your Momma does no damage.
Norris is looking to land body kicks.
Your Momma throws a series of punches but Norris avoids them all with ease.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Norris tries to clinch but Your Momma moves out of range.
Norris tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A punch lands to the side of Norris 's head but he takes it in his stride.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alex Your Momma showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Your Momma has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alex Your Momma!
An out of breath Alex Your Momma thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.