PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fleegle Bananasplits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Timo Harjakainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bananasplits comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Harjakainen has chosen Let's Go Fiesta as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Bananasplits
vs
Harjakainen

188 cm
31
212 lbs
23 - 16 - 0

190 cm
23
212 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fleegle Bananasplits!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Timo Harjakainen!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Marco Blurström and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harjakainen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bananasplits manages to avoid it.
Bananasplits tries to work over Harjakainen's front leg with a kick but Harjakainen checks it.
Harjakainen throws a hook but Bananasplits blocks it.
Bananasplits lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Harjakainen circles away quickly and effectively.
Bananasplits scores with a crisp jab that stopped Harjakainen in his tracks.
A jab from Bananasplits misses.
Harjakainen moves out of range of the body kick.
Bananasplits lands a nice shot to the body.
Bananasplits misses with a straight left.
Bananasplits throws a good cross that connects.
Harjakainen attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bananasplits connects with a jab.
Harjakainen does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A left lands for Bananasplits.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Harjakainen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bananasplits moves away.
Bananasplits misses with a straight right.
Bananasplits misses with a straight left.
Harjakainen throws a leg kick but Bananasplits sees it coming and moves out of range.
Harjakainen misses with a body kick.
Bananasplits moves away from the strike by Harjakainen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bananasplits gets off balance looking for a body kick
enabling Harjakainen to counter with a crisp jab.
Harjakainen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bananasplits.
Harjakainen looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Harjakainen pushes Bananasplits away with a front kick.
Fleegle Bananasplits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Harjakainen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Harjakainen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bananasplits was well out of range. Poor timing from Harjakainen.
Bananasplits swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Harjakainen makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Bananasplits throws a series of strikes that have Harjakainen backpedaling.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bananasplits lands with a right hand.
Harjakainen connects with an inside leg kick.
Bananasplits throws a head kick but Harjakainen moves out of range.
Harjakainen blocks a head kick by Bananasplits.
Nice body punch from Harjakainen.
Bananasplits throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A solid leg kick lands there for Harjakainen.
Bananasplits is breathing heavily.
Bananasplits throws an overhand right that lands on Harjakainen's shoulder, as Harjakainen tries to avoid the shot.
Bananasplits tries to land a front kick but Harjakainen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Harjakainen lands a high kick!

It looks like Fleegle Bananasplits has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harjakainen slips a jab and a cross from Bananasplits.
Bananasplits takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bananasplits looks up at the clock. Bad move! Harjakainen lands a right hand from hell, dropping Bananasplits. Harjakainen pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Timo Harjakainen! Timo Harjakainen retains his light heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Timo Harjakainen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.