PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Georges St Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). St Pierre comes to the ring accompanied by Ca Fait Mal. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

St Pierre
vs
McWeakhands

185 cm
24
185 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

168 cm
31
165 lbs
21 - 6 - 1

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Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Georges St Pierre!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paul Aken and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands throws a sloppy head kick and St Pierre moves out of range easily.
St Pierre takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McWeakhands blocks a jab.
Nice uppercut lands for McWeakhands. That snapped St Pierre's head back.
St Pierre lands with a thumping leg kick.
A head kick misses from St Pierre.
McWeakhands keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
St Pierre misses with a wild body shot.
Nice sprawl there from McWeakhands as St Pierre shoots in.
Nice cross by St Pierre.
St Pierre throws a sloppy head kick and McWeakhands moves out of range easily.
Nice cross by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
St Pierre thows a body shot but no joy.
St Pierre defending well as McWeakhands loads up on a big left hand.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That kick from McWeakhands tenderised St Pierre's leg. St Pierre is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from McWeakhands. St Pierre shrugs it off though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
St Pierre tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A left and a right from McWeakhands both land. Nice combination.
McWeakhands works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
St Pierre throws a lazy head kick
and St Pierre takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWeakhands scores with a hook to the body. St Pierre takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
An inside leg kick from St Pierre misses.
Dumbass McWeakhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWeakhands scores with a hook to the body. St Pierre takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
St Pierre is breathing heavily.
McWeakhands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from St Pierre.
This has been an exciting period of action!
St Pierre takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
McWeakhands connects with the punch.
St Pierre swings widly with a right hand
letting McWeakhands counter with a right hand.
McWeakhands lands a leg kick that knocks St Pierre off balance momentarily.
St Pierre throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from St Pierre lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McWeakhands has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McWeakhands and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
McWeakhands sizes up St Pierre with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Nice uppercut lands for McWeakhands. That snapped St Pierre's head back.

St Pierre is rocked!
St Pierre leaves his chin hanging out and McWeakhands seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! St Pierre crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dumbass McWeakhands! Dumbass McWeakhands retains his welterweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Dumbass McWeakhands thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.