PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Starship Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cleveland Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain comes to the cage accompanied by Decisive Battle. Brown has chosen Cleveland Brown Rap as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Pain
vs
Brown

195 cm
28
277 lbs
32 - 8 - 1

185 cm
33
290 lbs
29 - 11 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

160!
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Revolution Fatigues

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Starship Pain!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Cleveland Brown!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown misses with a body kick.
Brown looks to score with a jab to the body but Pain is just out of range.
Pain fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Brown has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Brown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pain was well out of range. Poor timing from Brown.

Pain looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Pain missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Pain throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Pain throwing shots but Brown is blocking nicely.
Brown manages to get to full guard.
Pain wants to control from the top but Brown keeps moving.
Pain throws a big right hand that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Pain tries to score with some ground and pound. Brown controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
The strikes coming from Pain are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

Pain is trying to get an arm triangle but Brown is defending well.
The referee asks Pain politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Pain prefers to stall for the moment though.
Pain working the strikes but Brown uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pain thows a huge punch but Brown dodges it nicely.
Brown moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Brown looking to control.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Pain from controlling successfully.
Pain working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Pain in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Pain postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Brown working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pain.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pain working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Pain working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Brown really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pain. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Brown keeping full guard, as Pain tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain throwing strikes from guard but Brown blocks nicely.
Brown trying to control the position here.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Brown utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Pain loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Pain loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Pain with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Pain looking to pass the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Pain's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Pain throwing strikes from guard but Brown blocks nicely.
Pain lands a couple of elbows.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pain landing with the ground and pound.
Brown wants to sweep but no luck.
Pain has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pain throwing strikes from guard but Brown blocks nicely.
Brown utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Starship Pain dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Brown throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brown paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Brown. Pain does a little dance to reset his feet.
Brown tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A head kick misses from Brown.
Pain moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Brown throws a leg kick but Pain sees it coming and moves out of range.
Brown fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pain tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Brown swivels and escapes.
Brown swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pain shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Pain steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Brown.
Pain tries to bum rush Brown with a series of wild strikes but Brown uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Brown throws a leg kick
and Pain counters with an outside leg kick.
Cleveland Brown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Brown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pain was well out of range. Poor timing from Brown.
A low kick from Brown misses
and Pain counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Brown throws a lazy uppercut
and Pain counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Pain fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Brown throws a low kick but Pain moves out of range easily.
Brown tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jab by Pain.
Brown throws a leg kick but Pain sees it coming and moves out of range.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pain.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pain shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Brown sprawls well. Brown wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Pain gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Starship Pain. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Brown throws a front kick aimed at Pain's knee but Pain avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown throws a leg kick that misses.
Brown shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pain connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Cleveland Brown has been cut.
Pain connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Brown throws a head kick that misses.
Cleveland Brown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pain comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pain misses with a head kick.
Pain circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pain fails in his attempt to clinch.
A head kick from Pain lands but Brown takes it in his stride.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pain.
Pain looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Brown throws a leg kick but Pain moved away.
Brown throws a lazy uppercut
and Pain counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Brown is breathing heavily.
Pain ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pain is trying hard to land a takedown here. Brown sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jab by Pain.
Pain scores with a kick to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A solid body kick from Pain.
No luck for Pain with that takedown attempt.
Brown on the wrong end of a nice jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pain turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pain lets loose with a powerful body kick. Brown will feel that in the morning.
Pain connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Brown is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Pain rather than just go for the knockout.
Pain lets loose with a powerful body kick. Brown will feel that in the morning.
A nice leg kick lands there from Pain.
Pain connects with a leg kick. Brown looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pain lands a slapping body shot.
A head kick from Pain lands but Brown takes it in his stride.
Pain is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Brown can do to turn this around?
Pain thows a body kick. Brown tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pain with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pain dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Brown. That did some damage!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Starship Pain dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Cleveland Brown's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Pain shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Pain showed some decent athleticism there.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Pain lands a nice short elbow.

That has opened up Cleveland Brown's cut even more.
Brown avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Pain.
Pain throwing shots but Brown is blocking nicely.
Pain is thwarting Brown's attempts to control the position.
Nice strikes from Pain there.
Pain misses with a head shot. Brown uses the momentum to regain guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pain throws a big right hand that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Pain throwing strikes from guard but Brown blocks nicely.
Pain content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pain throws a big elbow that misses.
Pain keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Brown's head.

Brown is rocked!

Cleveland Brown's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Cleveland Brown's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Starship Pain!
Starship Pain retains his super heavyweight title!
An out of breath Starship Pain thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.