PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake The Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tap Out (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The Snake
vs
Out

185 cm
26
226 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

170 cm
24
210 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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MMA ANIMAL

Malicestar
Happy Pills

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake The Snake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tap Out!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Summer Carpenter and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Out stuns The Snake with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Nice shot lands for Out.
Out throws a half hearted mid kick.
Out tries to bum rush The Snake with a series of wild strikes but The Snake uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The Snake throws an overhand right that lands on Out's shoulder, as Out tries to avoid the shot.
Out swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Snake avoids a punch combination nicely.
The Snake loads up on a big right hand but Out slips the punch.
A shot to the body from The Snake misses
and Out counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Jake The Snake has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Snake misses with a hook to the body
and Out counters with a nice low kick that buckles The Snake's knee momentarily.
The Snake throws an off balance right hand
and Out counters with a series of strikes. The Snake will be more careful next time no doubt.
A combination from Out does no damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Snake misses the jab.
The Snake lands a really nice looking cross but Out seems unphased.
Out throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Out rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Snake moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Out staying out of range there.
The Snake takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The Snake is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Out.
The Snake lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Out uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Snake.
Out looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The Snake bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Out's head backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Snake avoids a punch combination nicely.
Out looks to land a combination but The Snake avoids it well.
Out throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Out tries to score with a low kick but The Snake moves his leg out of the way.
Out ducks under a wild hook from The Snake.
Out throws a shot from downtown. The Snake moves away and avoids it.
Out lands with an overhand left.
Out throws the kick towards the body but The Snake avoids it.
Out walks into a left hand.
A lazy body kick from Out
and The Snake counters with a right hand to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Snake throws a jab when Out was well out of range.
Out looks to score with a jab to the body but The Snake is just out of range.
The Snake takes a swing at Out's ribcage but misses.
Out misses with a body shot.
Out misses with a combination
and Out takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A big right from The Snake misses.
The Snake takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The Snake dodges the punch combination from Out.
Out is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down The Snake rather than just go for the knockout.
The Snake scores with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Snake misses with a wild body shot.
The Snake throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Snake ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Snake throws a hook to the side of Out's head but Out sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Out rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Snake moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Out throws a nice outside leg kick.
Out throws a right hand that The Snake ducks under and follows up with a left that The Snake also avoids with ease.
The Snake throws a body punch but Out moves out of range.
The Snake throws a looping overhand right but Out ducks down to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Out uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Snake.
Out throws a nice looking combination but The Snake bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Tap Out will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jake The Snake's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Out throws a shot from downtown. The Snake moves away and avoids it.
Out looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Out lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Snake circles away quickly and effectively.
The Snake throws a jab but it's blocked by Out.
The Snake misses with a body shot.
Out scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The Snake misses with a hook. Out ducked under it nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Out. Those never looked like landing.
Out throws a hook but The Snake avoids it easily.
Out displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Snake throws out the jab.
The Snake works the jab nicely.
Out keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from The Snake misses.
Tap Out seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Out throws a lazy right hand but The Snake sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Snake blocks a low kick nicely.
The Snake throws out a loose jab but Out uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Snake lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The Snake is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The Snake tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Out was well out of range. Poor timing from The Snake.
The Snake dodges the punch combination from Out.
Out jabs The Snake right on the nose. The Snake blinks but takes it well.
Out lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Snake circles away quickly and effectively.
The Snake slips under a jab from Out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Snake misses with a two punch combination.
Out misses with a low kick.
The Snake misses with a series of wild punches.
Out swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Snake lands with a shot to the body.
Out keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Out misses with a jab, cross combination.
The Snake uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Out.
Out moves out of range as The Snake strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Snake ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Out moves away.
The Snake cracks Out with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A combination from Out does no damage.
Out swings for the body but The Snake moves out of range.
The Snake looks to score with a jab to the body but Out is just out of range.
Out throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Snake scores with a shot to the body.
The Snake ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Out lands a really nice looking cross but The Snake seems unphased.
Out moves away from the strike by The Snake.
The Snake misses with a hook to the body
and Out counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Out.
A jab from The Snake finds it's way through Out's defenses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Snake looks to score with a jab to the body but Out is just out of range.
Out misses with a double jab.
Out uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Snake.
Out scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The Snake misses with a wild body shot.
Out stalks The Snake and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into The Snake's face. The Snake staggers backwards, shaken.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Out digs a good body shot into The Snake's ribs.
A shot to the body from Out misses
and The Snake counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jake The Snake will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jake The Snake's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!

Out is looking to land body kicks.
A lazy left from Out finds it's target.
The Snake connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Out's hands.
The Snake connects with a body shot.
The Snake showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Out.
Out throws out a loose jab but The Snake uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Snake lands a nice shot to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts The Snake, as that shot connected.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Out lands with a kick to the ribs.
A shot to the body from The Snake misses
and Out counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Out throws a wild body kick that The Snake sees coming a mile off.
Out lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
The Snake throws a right hand that Out ducks under and follows up with a left that Out also avoids with ease.
Out misses with a jab, cross combination.
The Snake feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Outs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A lazy left from The Snake finds it's target.
Out lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Snake circles away quickly and effectively.
Out takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Snake scores with a hook to the body. Out takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Out lands with a cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Out tries to move into range but The Snake moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Snake rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Out counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Out looks to land a body kick but The Snake moved away.
Out ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Snake keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Out.
The Snake throws a poor cross that misses
and Out counters with a nice body kick.
Some wild striking there from Out.
Out staying out of range there.
Out throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Out moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Out tries to score with a low kick but The Snake moves his leg out of the way.
A shot to the liver by The Snake. Beautiful body shot.
Out throws a left and a right that both miss
and The Snake counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Snake avoids a kick to the body.
Out has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Snake finds it's way round the side to connect with Out's head.
The Snake bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Out's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Snake moves out of range of the body kick from Out.
The Snake cracks Out with an open hand slap.

Out is rocked!
Out tries to get into range but The Snake steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Out! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! The Snake scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jake The Snake!
Jake The Snake very nearly forgot to thank Down Under - Supplements.160Q Video Proof amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.