PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bolo Crow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cartman
vs
Crow

170 cm
31
180 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

180 cm
30
176 lbs
18 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bolo Crow!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Marco Blurström and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crow buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Crow finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Crow connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cartman. Cartman circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Crow tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crow swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Crow moves away and avoids it.
Cartman throws a big shot that misses.
Cartman thows a body shot but no joy.
Crow finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Crow swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cartman tries to bum rush Crow with a series of wild strikes but Crow uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crow manages to avoid it.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crow moves away.
Crow slips under a jab from Cartman.
Crow looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Crow throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Crow scores with a kick to the body.
Cartman walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Crow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crow throws a nice outside leg kick.
Crow wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Crow cracks Cartman with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A bone on bone clash there as Cartman blocks the leg kick.
Cartman is looking to wear down Crow with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crow manages to avoid it.
Cartman throws a lazy body kick
and Crow counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crow is looking to slow Cartman down with leg kicks.
Crow wants to slow Cartman down by chopping away at his legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crow ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Crow misses with a head kick.
Crow throws a low kick, looking for Cartman's leg but Cartman calmly moves out of range.
Crow moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Crow swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crow pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A shot to the body from Cartman misses
and Crow counters with a nice leg kick.
Crow with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Crow, right into the meat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Crow goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Crow thows a body shot but no joy.
A solid leg kick lands there for Crow.
Crow takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Crow keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Crow.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Crow can pounce on him.
Crow misses with a hook. Cartman ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bolo Crow dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Crow misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cartman.
Crow gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Cartman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Crow avoids the body shot from Cartman.

Cartman shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Cartman showed some decent athleticism there.
Cartman throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Crow keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Cartman missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Cartman wants to control but Crow is keeping him busy.
Cartman throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Crow is trying to stand.
Cartman is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Crow trying to control but Cartman postures up.
Cartman throwing shots but Crow is blocking nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crow is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Crow regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Cartman.
Crow is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Cartman is controlling him.
Crow preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Crow wants to sweep here but Cartman controlling him for the moment.
Cartman content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crow is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Cartman working some strikes from top position.
Crow is adopting a defensive guard.
Cartman working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Crow preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Crow keeping full guard, as Cartman tries to pass.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crow is trying to control the position but Cartman postures up.
Crow looking for a sweep. Not yet Crow, not yet.
Cartman trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Crow manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Crow wants to control from the top but Cartman keeps moving.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman managing to control the position.
Cartman wants to sweep but no luck.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Cartman throws a push kick but Crow slaps the foot to one side.
Crow misses with a double jab
and Cartman counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from Crow does it's job there.
Cartman blocks the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crow. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.

Crow clinches up against the cage.
Cartman is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A short right from Crow.
Cartman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Crow has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Crow lands with a light punch inside.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crow lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cartman lands a body punch in the clinch.
Crow tries to throw a body punch but Cartman avoids it by throwing Crow back against the cage.
Crow lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.

Cartman manages to break the clinch.
Crow moves out of range of the strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
Cartman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Crow throws a nice inside leg kick.
Crow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cartman moves out of range as Crow strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman shoots for a takedown but Crow saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Crow tries to score with a low kick but Cartman moves his leg out of the way.
Bolo Crow seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Crow - that will leave a mark!
Crow dodges the punch combination from Cartman.
Crow ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Cartman misses with a left hand
and Crow counters with an outside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crow lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Cartman backs up against the cage.
Crow connects with a looping right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crow throws a low kick but it's checked well by Cartman.
Crow slips under a jab from Cartman.
Cartman tests Crow's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Crow slips the punch.
Cartman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Crow finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Cartman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Crow throws out the jab.
Crow throws a right and a left that Cartman avoids nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crow throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Crow connects with a body shot that sends Cartman's belly button to the back.
Crow misses with a wild body shot.
Crow throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
No luck for Cartman with that takedown attempt.
Crow blocks a jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crow tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Crow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bolo Crow really dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Crow does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Crow tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Crow.
Cartman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A leg kick checked by Cartman.
Crow thows a body shot but no joy.
Crow lands a lovely overhand right.
Cartman takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Crow tries to clinch
and Cartman counters with a low kick, right behind Crow 's knee.
Crow throws the left hand but Cartman avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman takes one to the side of the head.
Crow throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Crow lands a nice hook to Cartman's body. Cartman takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Crow ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman lands a glancing blow to the side of Crow's head.
Crow feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cartman's calf.
Crow throws a lazy head kick
and Cartman counters with a straight right hand.
Crow throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman closes this distance looking for a takedown but Crow circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crow slips under a jab.
Crow displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Crow dips to his left and cracks Cartman with an uppercut!
Bolo Crow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crow scores with a jab. Cartman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cartman lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartman misses with a straight right.
Crow scores with a nice strike.
Some bone on bone action there as Cartman checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crow swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cartman misses with a hook
and Crow counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cartman's knee momentarily.
Crow looks to land a body kick but Cartman moved away.
Cartman blocks the body kick.
Crow tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Crow.
Nice cross by Cartman.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crow manages to avoid it.
Crow is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cartman's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Crow connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Cartman scrambles back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crow digs a good hook to Cartman's body.
Cartman doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Crow saw that one coming.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.
Crow throws the kick towards the body but Cartman avoids it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Crow checks a leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crow takes a swing at Cartman's ribcage but misses.
Crow moves away from the strike by Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bolo Crow dominated that fourth round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Crow takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The fighters circling - Crow throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crow lands a glancing blow to the side of Cartman's head.
Cartman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Crow.
Cartman checks the leg kick nicely there.
Cartman gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Crow stuns Cartman with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

Cartman drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
The ground and pound from Cartman seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crow avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Cartman.
Cartman creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Cartman misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Cartman trying to control the action but Crow is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crow is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Cartman asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Cartman sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Crow is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Crow is trying to control Cartman's posture but Cartman avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crow is looking for a sweep.
Sloppy strikes there by Cartman.
Crow is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Cartman in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Crow avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Cartman.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Crow is looking for a sweep.
Cartman throws an elbow but Crow slips to the side and avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman working the body and head with strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Crow struggling a bit here.
Eric Cartman overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Cartman scores with punches from side control.

Crow is rocked!
Crow on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Crow is still in real trouble! Can Cartman finish him?
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The crowd goes nuts as Cartman knocks Crow out cold with a massive hammerfist! Cartman Jumps to his feet and climbs on top of the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 5, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman is the new welterweight champion!
A relieved looking Eric Cartman thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.