PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jt Colossus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Syezd Kepe Eses (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Syezd Kepe Eses was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Colossus
vs
Kepe Eses

194 cm
30
264 lbs
23 - 15 - 1

213 cm
28
285 lbs
13 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jt Colossus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Syezd Kepe Eses!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Colossus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kepe Eses throws a head kick but Colossus moves out of range.
Jt Colossus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Colossus takes one to the chin there.
Colossus shoots in for a takedown but Kepe Eses shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Kepe Eses misses the jab.

Colossus fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kepe Eses, pushing him back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Colossus.
Colossus lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kepe Eses is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Colossus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kepe Eses goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kepe Eses misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Colossus.
Kepe Eses wants to break free but Colossus has control.
Colossus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A right hand to the body from Colossus.
Kepe Eses looks gassed!
Kepe Eses takes a shot to the head.
Colossus lands with a short shot to the head.
Colossus lands with a light punch inside.
Colossus digs a right hand into Kepe Eses's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kepe Eses's gas tank.
Kepe Eses's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Colossus.

Kepe Eses is rocked!
Colossus unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Kepe Eses! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Colossus is unloading with more strikes now! Kepe Eses drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jt Colossus!