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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joost Van De Wolf Keizer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Van De Wolf Keizer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER. The crowd seem to be enjoying Holyshit's choice of entrance music: Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. Evander Holyshit will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.



205 cm
22
263 lbs
7 - 1 - 1
196 cm
26
282 lbs
17 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Granite chin
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joost Van De Wolf Keizer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, William Gold and Phil Schofield.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holyshit looks to land a combination but Van De Wolf Keizer avoids it well.
Nice body punch from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer slips a straight right by Holyshit.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Holyshit throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Holyshit.
Holyshit takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Holyshit looks to land a combination but Van De Wolf Keizer avoids it well.
Holyshit pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Van De Wolf Keizer back to the cage. Holyshit follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Holyshit misses with a hook.
Holyshit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Holyshit scores with a sloppy right hand. Van De Wolf Keizer should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Holyshit throws a big shot that misses.
Holyshit slips a straight right by Van De Wolf Keizer.
A cross from Van De Wolf Keizer lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick by Holyshit misses
letting Van De Wolf Keizer counter with a right hand.

Van De Wolf Keizer closes the distance and pushes Holyshit back into the cage.
Holyshit gets through Van De Wolf Keizer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Holyshit leaning against his opponent.
Holyshit struggles to land a body shot inside as Van De Wolf Keizer controls his hands.
Van De Wolf Keizer drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Holyshit gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Holyshit scores with a shoulder strike.

Holyshit breaks from the clinch.
A lazy left from Holyshit finds it's target.
A jab lands there for Holyshit.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Van De Wolf Keizer blocks a low kick nicely.
Holyshit throws a sloppy head kick and Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Van De Wolf Keizer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Holyshit throws a low kick but Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range easily.
Holyshit wants to slow Van De Wolf Keizer down by chopping away at his legs.
Holyshit changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A punch combination from Holyshit misses.
Holyshit moves out of range as Van De Wolf Keizer throws a body kick.
Evander Holyshit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Van De Wolf Keizer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Holyshit swings for the body but Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a good cross that connects.
Nice defenses there by Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Holyshit misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Van De Wolf Keizer.
Holyshit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer defending well as Holyshit loads up on a big left hand.
Van De Wolf Keizer ducks under a wild hook from Holyshit.
Van De Wolf Keizer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Holyshit. Holyshit obviously looking to wear him down.
Van De Wolf Keizer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Good shot there by Holyshit.

Van De Wolf Keizer throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Holyshit tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Van De Wolf Keizer is in Holyshit's guard.
Holyshit tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Holyshit pulls Van De Wolf Keizer in to control the position.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Holyshit controlling Van De Wolf Keizer's posture.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

The ref stands the fighters back up. Evander Holyshit was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer scoring well with a low kick there.
Van De Wolf Keizer wants to clinch.

Van De Wolf Keizer closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Holyshit quickly recovers to half guard.
Holyshit has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Van De Wolf Keizer is working away from the top position though.
Holyshit taking some punishment here, with Van De Wolf Keizer in his half guard.
Holyshit holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holyshit wants to control but Van De Wolf Keizer is keeping busy.
Holyshit keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Van De Wolf Keizer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Holyshit keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evander Holyshit dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Van De Wolf Keizer tries to land a front kick but Holyshit steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A big left from Holyshit misses.
Holyshit lands with a cross.
Holyshit throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Holyshit misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Van De Wolf Keizer scores with a kick to the body.
Holyshit throws a lazy right hand but Van De Wolf Keizer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Holyshit is looking to land body kicks.
Holyshit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Holyshit misses with a shot to the body
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a right hand to the body.
Van De Wolf Keizer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Holyshit with a nice cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit scores with a decent looking hook.
Van De Wolf Keizer scores with a nice strike.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Holyshit takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Van De Wolf Keizer shoots in for a double leg but Holyshit sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Holyshit avoids the body shot from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Holyshit lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Holyshit checks a leg kick.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a low kick, looking for Holyshit's leg but Holyshit calmly moves out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer blocks a jab.
Van De Wolf Keizer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Holyshit doesn't seem bothered though.
Holyshit avoids the body shot from Van De Wolf Keizer.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a quick inside leg kick.
A low kick from Holyshit is predictable there
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a good low kick that Holyshit was not able to check.
Holyshit fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands a leg kick that knocks Holyshit off balance momentarily.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a wild body kick that Holyshit sees coming a mile off.
Holyshit fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Van De Wolf Keizer manages to avoid it.
Holyshit throws a leg kick
and Van De Wolf Keizer makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Van De Wolf Keizer avoids the body shot from Holyshit.
Holyshit throws a sloppy head kick
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a low kick, right behind Holyshit 's knee.

Van De Wolf Keizer rushes Holyshit and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Van De Wolf Keizer ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Van De Wolf Keizer no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit trying to control but Van De Wolf Keizer is working from the bottom.

Van De Wolf Keizer is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to control the position.

Holyshit avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Holyshit decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Van De Wolf Keizer, up you get!
Van De Wolf Keizer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Holyshit throws a jab but it's blocked by Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Holyshit throws a low kick but Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range easily.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Evander Holyshit is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit moves out of range of the body kick from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Holyshit steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Holyshit tries a head kick but it misses.
Holyshit thows a body shot but no joy.
A slapping leg kick lands for Holyshit.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Holyshit tries to land a front kick but Van De Wolf Keizer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Holyshit throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Holyshit misses with a jab, cross combination.
A slow jab from Holyshit misses its intended target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Holyshit misses the shot to the body.
Holyshit scores with a head kick. Van De Wolf Keizer tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A low kick from Holyshit misses
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Evander Holyshit will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!


Holyshit scores with a jab to the head.
Holyshit thows a body shot but no joy.
Holyshit misses the jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Holyshit.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Nice defenses there by Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a big shot that misses.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a half hearted mid kick.
Van De Wolf Keizer shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Holyshit sprawls well. Holyshit wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Van De Wolf Keizer gets slowly back to his feet.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Holyshit makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Holyshit clobbers Van De Wolf Keizer with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Holyshit misses with a head kick.
Van De Wolf Keizer avoids the body shot from Holyshit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Holyshit works Van De Wolf Keizer's body with a nice hook.
The fighters circling - Holyshit throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Holyshit looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A solid leg kick lands there for Holyshit.
Holyshit takes a swing at Van De Wolf Keizer's ribcage but misses.
Evander Holyshit seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Van De Wolf Keizer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Holyshit in his tracks.
Van De Wolf Keizer blocks a head kick by Holyshit.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Holyshit lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Van De Wolf Keizer closes this distance looking for a takedown but Holyshit circles away.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but Van De Wolf Keizer sees it coming and moves out of range.
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Evander Holyshit is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Holyshit swinging wildly here.
Holyshit throws a head kick that Van De Wolf Keizer semi-blocks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Van De Wolf Keizer looks to score with a jab to the body but Holyshit is just out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to clinch but Holyshit is avoiding it.
Holyshit throws a leg kick that is checked
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with an inside leg kick.
Holyshit moves out of range of the body kick from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but Van De Wolf Keizer sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Holyshit misses with a two punch combination.
Holyshit thuds a left hand into Van De Wolf Keizer's body.
Holyshit checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit lands with a kick to the temple. Van De Wolf Keizer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Van De Wolf Keizer shoots and misses
and Holyshit counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joost Van De Wolf Keizer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Van De Wolf Keizer is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Holyshit stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Holyshit takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Holyshit tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Van De Wolf Keizer is able to avoid easily.
Holyshit feints a jab promting Van De Wolf Keizer to slip. Holyshit then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Van De Wolf Keizer slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Nice cross by Van De Wolf Keizer.
Holyshit looks to throw the jab but Van De Wolf Keizer is out of range.
Holyshit lands a head shot.
Holyshit throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Van De Wolf Keizer with a nice cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands with a straight right. Holyshit didn't see that one coming.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a kick to the body.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a head kick that misses.
Van De Wolf Keizer drops his hands momentarily and Holyshit takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Holyshit connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Van De Wolf Keizer closes the distance looking to clinch
and Holyshit counters with an inside leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Van De Wolf Keizer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Holyshit misses with an uppercut.
Van De Wolf Keizer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Holyshit checks a leg kick nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Evander Holyshit.
I've got Holyshit winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Evander Holyshit!

During a confident post fight interview, Evander Holyshit thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
84%
 
 
 
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