PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paco Da Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and O Fortuna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Da Man comes to the cage accompanied by Tenacious D - Beelzeboss. Fortuna is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: O Fortuna. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Da Man
vs
Fortuna

201 cm
31
262 lbs
23 - 7 - 1

200 cm
27
270 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Paco Da Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, O Fortuna!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Franklyn Lucas and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Da Man lands with an uppercut that bounces Fortuna off the cage and back into range.

It looks like O Fortuna has been cut.
Fortuna throws a right hand that Da Man ducks under and follows up with a left that Da Man also avoids with ease.

Da Man drops Fortuna with a big left hand and mounts him. Fortuna is in big trouble!
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Fortuna blocking the ground and pound.
Fortuna is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Da Man throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Fortuna because Da Man loaded up on that one.
Fortuna is in all sorts of trouble here.
Da Man looking to ground and pound but Fortuna is blocking nicely.
Fortuna really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Da Man working the ground and pound effectively.
Fortuna is in all sorts of trouble here.
Fortuna tries to hold on but Da Man pushes him away.
Fortuna is trying to stand up.
Da Man lands a big shot there that rocks Fortuna but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fortuna tries to buck Da Man off but he can't manage it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Da Man throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Da Man breaks from Fortuna's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Da Man throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Da Man with shots to the head and body - Fortuna looks very uncomfortable down there.
Da Man dominating with strikes here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fortuna can't escape the position.
Fortuna is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Da Man raining down shots from the mount!
Da Man scores with a couple of good head shots there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Da Man with a couple of short strikes.
Fortuna takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

Fortuna is rocked!
Da Man lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Fortuna! Da Man sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Fortuna and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Paco Da Man!
A very excited looking Paco Da Man made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.