PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Prime Time (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Afro Samurai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Samurai has chosen Sad memory as his entrance music. Afro Samurai will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Time
vs
Samurai

183 cm
30
225 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

198 cm
28
257 lbs
28 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q
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Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Prime Time!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Afro Samurai!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Time lands a nice looking kick to the body. Samurai takes a step back to recover.
Time lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Prime Time seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Samurai lands a jab.
Time moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
No luck for Time with that takedown attempt.
Time has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Time there as he acknowledges the shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A left and a right from Samurai both land. Nice combination.
Samurai checks the leg kick nicely there.
Time lands with a kick to the ribs.
Samurai will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Time looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Time dives in and grabs Samurai's left leg, looking for a takedown. Samurai pushes down on Time's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Prime Time. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Samurai on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Time shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Samurai as he avoids it easily.
Time looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samurai avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Time scores with a jab to the head.
Time fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Samurai is out of range.
Samurai checks the leg kick nicely there.
Time wants to clinch up but Samurai keeps it at a distance.
Samurai scores with a nice body kick.
Samurai throws a leg kick which misses Time's front leg but catches the back leg as Time tries to avoid it.
Time throws a leg kick but Samurai sees it coming and moves out of range.
Time takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Samurai scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Samurai cracks Time with a good jab.
Samurai throws a front kick aimed at Time's knee but Time avoids it well.
Time swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Afro Samurai is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Time is looking to slow Samurai down with leg kicks.
Samurai fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Time looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Samurai misses with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Samurai punishes Time's body with a nice straight punch.
Time is breathing heavily.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Time crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Samurai - the referee stops the clock and Time gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Samurai. Time manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Samurai keeps Time at a distance using the push kick.
Samurai is looking to land body kicks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Time. Samurai does a little dance to reset his feet.
Time takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Samurai throws a head kick that Time semi-blocks.
An inside leg kick lands from Samurai.
Samurai connects with a good right hand that stumbles Time. Time circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Time is looking to chop away at Samurai's legs.
Nice body kick there by Samurai.
Samurai chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Samurai explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Samurai connects with the punch.
Samurai connects with the punch.
Time throws a low kick, looking for Samurai's leg but Samurai calmly moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Samurai with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Samurai catches Time with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A solid leg kick lands there for Samurai.
Time on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Samurai has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Samurai throws a quick inside leg kick.
Samurai explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Samurai lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Samurai lands a jab to Time's midsection.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Samurai, right into the meat.
Decent striking displayed by Samurai there.

Samurai drops Time with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Time looks back up at him and smiles so Samurai waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Time is rocked!
Samurai connects with an inside leg kick.
Oh Time is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Time gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Samurai.

Samurai lands a big uppercut and Time crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Time looks OK. Samurai waves Time back to his feet!
and Samurai counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Time! He's just covering up as Samurai starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Afro Samurai!
A relieved looking Afro Samurai thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.