PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simo Supermies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Supermies's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, D12 - Fight Music. Bomb has chosen Casino Royale Soundtrack - You Know My Name as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Supermies
vs
Bomb

180 cm
30
196 lbs
26 - 13 - 0

198 cm
25
225 lbs
33 - 10 - 4

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

TITAN
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Simo Supermies!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 10 - 4, fighting out of Helsinki, James Bomb!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bomb pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Supermies back to the cage. Bomb follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

It looks like Simo Supermies has been cut.
Supermies misses with a body kick.
Bomb throws a leg kick
and Supermies counters with a straight right hand.
A combination from Supermies does no damage.
Bomb throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Nice shot lands for Supermies.
A jab from Supermies misses.
James Bomb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bomb scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Supermies throws a shot from downtown. Bomb moves away and avoids it.
Supermies ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bomb moves away.
Bomb throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bomb tries to land a body kick
and Supermies counters with a left to the body.
Bomb throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Supermies throws a shot from downtown. Bomb moves away and avoids it.
Supermies misses the shot to the body.
Supermies misses with a leg kick
and Bomb counters with a nice low kick that buckles Supermies's knee momentarily.
Good shot there by Supermies.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Supermies throws a jab when Bomb was well out of range.
Supermies avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nice shot by Bomb.
Bomb throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Supermies takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bomb swings for the body but Supermies moves out of range.
Bomb misses with a kick to the body.
Bomb ducks right into an uppercut from Supermies.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bomb.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bomb walks into a left hand.
Bomb misses with a kick to the body
and Supermies counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bomb stuffs the takedown.
A low kick from Bomb is predictable there
and Supermies counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Supermies's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bomb connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Supermies scrambles back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb avoids the body shot from Supermies.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bomb.
Bomb fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Supermies checks it well.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bomb. That's going to slow Supermies down.
Bomb misses with a hook. Supermies ducked under it nicely.
Bomb pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Supermies cracks Bomb with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Bomb is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

Simo Supermies's cut is getting worse.
Supermies checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Supermies closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A good leg kick by Bomb.
Supermies feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bombs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Supermies misses with a looping right.
Bomb takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomb connects with an inside leg kick.

Bomb sends Supermies crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Bomb is motioning to the referee to let Supermies up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Supermies is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Supermies misses with a looping right.
Supermies swings for the body but Bomb moves out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Supermies.
Bomb throws a sloppy head kick and Supermies moves out of range easily.
Supermies lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A leg kick checked by Bomb.
Supermies checks a leg kick.

Supermies looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Bomb!
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Supermies looking to finish Bomb with some ground and pound. This is bad for Bomb!
Bomb is trying desperately to improve position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Supermies trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Supermies punching from mount but Bomb doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Bomb wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Supermies.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Supermies cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Supermies looking to finish with strikes here!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Supermies tries to control but Bomb wriggling away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bomb holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Supermies tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

James Bomb dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Simo Supermies's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Supermies throws a jab but it's blocked by Bomb.
Nice shot by Supermies.
Supermies connects with a leg kick. Bomb looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Supermies swings for the body but Bomb moves out of range.
A punch combination from Supermies misses.
Supermies throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bomb throws a sloppy head kick and Supermies moves out of range easily.
Supermies keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bomb.
Bomb scores with a kick to the midsection.
Supermies finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A nice combination there by Bomb.

Simo Supermies's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bomb pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Supermies checks a leg kick.
Bomb throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomb throws a chopping leg kick but Supermies manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bomb tries a head kick but it misses.
Supermies looks to land a right hand but Bomb moved out of range.
Bomb takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
James Bomb is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Supermies dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bomb avoids a kick to the body.
Bomb takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bomb scores with a head kick. Supermies tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Supermies is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A combination from Supermies does no damage.
Supermies tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bomb swivels and escapes.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Bomb connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Jeez, Simo Supermies's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bomb throws a nice inside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bomb.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb thumps Supermies with a low kick.
A leg kick checked by Supermies.
Supermies throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Supermies walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bomb.

Bomb lands a big head kick that sends Supermies tumbling to the mat! Bomb takes a step backwards and waves Supermies back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Oh Supermies is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Simo Supermies's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). James Bomb!
A victorious James Bomb thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.