PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robbie Brawler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sami Sykloni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brawler's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Nelly - E.I.. Sykloni has chosen David Arkenstone - Carrickfergus as his entrance music. Robbie Brawler is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Brawler
vs
Sykloni

194 cm
25
220 lbs
10 - 12 - 0

188 cm
21
208 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Robbie Brawler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sami Sykloni!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Anthony Taglia and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sykloni lands a jab.
Brawler shoots for a double leg takedown but Sykloni sprawls well. He's pushed Brawler's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Brawler loads up on a big right hand but Sykloni slips the punch.
Sykloni throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Brawler misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Sykloni throws an off balance right hand

and Brawler holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Brawler wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Robbie Brawler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Brawler changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Sykloni fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Sykloni ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A looping hook to the body misses from Brawler. Sykloni does a little dance to reset his feet.
Brawler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Brawler blocks a head kick by Sykloni.
Brawler walks into a jab.
Sykloni takes one to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brawler shoots in looking for a takedown. Sykloni tries to sprawl out of it but Brawler keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Sykloni manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Brawler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brawler throws a jab but it's blocked by Sykloni.
Brawler misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Sykloni feints and then cracks Brawler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Brawler down.
Sykloni feints and then cracks Brawler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Brawler down.
Brawler avoids the head kick by Sykloni.
Sykloni throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sykloni lands with a good body shot.
Brawler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Sykloni tries to avoid it but Brawler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Sykloni to the ground. Sykloni escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Sykloni throws a quick inside leg kick.
Brawler tries to clinch
and Sykloni cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Brawler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Sykloni as he jumps to the side.
Brawler is breathing heavily.
Sykloni cracks a nice hook into Brawler's ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brawler avoids a kick to the body.
Sykloni punishes Brawler's body with a nice straight punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brawler closes the distance but Sykloni moves to the side
and Sykloni counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Brawler moves out of range of the body kick.
Brawler tries to close the distance and clinch but Sykloni swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Brawler shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Sykloni sprawls well. Sykloni wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Brawler gets slowly back to his feet.
Brawler closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Sykloni connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Sykloni lands a head shot.
Sykloni lands a nice hook to Brawler's body. Brawler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Brawler. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Brawler swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sykloni scores with a nice head shot.
Brawler fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Sykloni blocks a head kick by Brawler.
Jab by Sykloni.
Sami Sykloni is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brawler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Sykloni is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Brawler had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Brawler tries to clinch but Sykloni moves out of range.
Donk. Sykloni catches Brawler right on the button with a cross.
Sykloni scores with a jab to the body.
Brawler walks into a straight right hand from Sykloni.

Brawler is rocked!
Sykloni feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Brawler crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Sami Sykloni!
Sami Sykloni very nearly forgot to thank CEC Nutrition Q159 amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.