PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mitch Heisenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fox Mulder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heisenberg comes to the cage accompanied by Merchant of Death. Fox Mulder is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Heisenberg
vs
Mulder

167 cm
26
150 lbs
16 - 2 - 0

170 cm
22
156 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mitch Heisenberg!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fox Mulder!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Lou da Vinci and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mulder misses with a looping right.
Mulder misses with a leg kick
and Heisenberg cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mulder throws a shot from downtown. Heisenberg moves away and avoids it.
Mulder is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Mulder uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Heisenberg.

Mulder closes the distance and clinches.

Heisenberg breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A solid leg kick lands there for Heisenberg.
A slow jab from Heisenberg misses its intended target.
Mulder fails in his attempt to clinch.

Heisenberg moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Heisenberg lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Heisenberg manages to break the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mulder. Heisenberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
That kick from Heisenberg tenderised Mulder's leg. Mulder is trying to keep his angry face on.
A chopping leg kick lands by Heisenberg.
Heisenberg misses with a head kick.
Mulder fails to land with a series of punches.
Heisenberg thows a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heisenberg misses with a straight right.
Nice body kick from Mulder.
Mulder fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Mulder is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Heisenberg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Heisenberg gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mulder.
Heisenberg cracks the inside of Mulder's front leg.
Heisenberg misses the shot to the body.
Heisenberg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Mulder gets a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Heisenberg scores with a nice short uppercut.
Mulder throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Heisenbergs head.

Mulder pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Heisenberg ducks right into an uppercut from Mulder.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mulder keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Heisenberg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Heisenberg misses with a two punch combination.
Heisenberg takes a swing at Mulder's ribcage but misses.

Mulder pushes Heisenberg up against the cage in a clinch.
Mulder is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Heisenberg looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Mulder gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Heisenberg not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Heisenberg keeping moving, preventing Mulder from controlling successfully.
Mulder might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Heisenberg kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Mulder throws a big elbow that misses.

Mulder gets to his feet - Heisenberg follows without any prompting.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg stuffs the takedown.
Mulder swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Heisenberg avoids the body shot from Mulder.
Heisenberg avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Heisenberg takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Mulder misses with an uppercut. Heisenberg saw that one coming.

Heisenberg tries to keep at a distance but Mulder has taken the fight into the clinch.
Heisenberg wants to break free but Mulder has control.

Mulder pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Heisenberg throws a hook but Mulder avoids it easily.
Heisenberg tries to clinch but Mulder is having none of it.
Mulder fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Heisenberg takes a swing at Mulder's ribcage but misses.
Mulder misses with an uppercut. Heisenberg saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Heisenberg scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head kick from Heisenberg lands but Mulder takes it in his stride.

It looks like Fox Mulder has been cut.
Heisenberg throws a head kick but Mulder moves out of range.
A big right from Heisenberg misses.
Mulder misses with a hook. Heisenberg ducked under it nicely.
Mulder uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Heisenberg has time to react.
Mulder just misses with a punch to the body.
Heisenberg lands with a kick to the ribs.
Mulder throws a hook to the side of Heisenberg's head but Heisenberg sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Heisenberg tries a head kick but it misses.
Heisenberg keeps the fight on the outside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mulder slips a jab from Heisenberg.
Mulder throws a body punch but Heisenberg moves out of range.
Mulder avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mulder does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mitch Heisenberg will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Fox Mulder's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Nice body punch from Heisenberg.
Mulder takes a kick to the side of the head.
Heisenberg steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mulder.
Heisenberg avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mulder feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Heisenbergs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Mitch Heisenberg is winning the standup battle so far.
Heisenberg on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Heisenberg tests Mulder's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Heisenberg misses with a head kick.
Heisenberg scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mulder on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Mulder misses the target.
Heisenberg throws a body punch but Mulder moves out of range.
Mulder thows a body shot but no joy.
Mulder looks to land a left hand but Heisenberg moved out of range nicely.
Mulder swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Heisenberg.

Mulder shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.

Heisenberg looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Mulder scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Mulder sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Heisenberg defending well though.
Heisenberg is refusing to be controlled, as Mulder sits in half guard.
Heisenberg moves into full guard.

Heisenberg is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Mulder has his hands clasped together but Heisenberg extends an breaks Mulder's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Heisenberg.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mitch Heisenberg!
Mitch Heisenberg retains his featherweight title!
A relieved looking Mitch Heisenberg thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.