PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ruiner Barnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barnett kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is canceled forever 125. Samurai\" : Rip My Friend has chosen Sad memory as his entrance music. Humors \"The Afro Samurai\" : Rip My Friend has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Barnett
vs
"The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend

210 cm
26
242 lbs
24 - 12 - 1

198 cm
28
257 lbs
30 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ruiner Barnett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barnett connects with a leg kick. Samurai" : Rip My Friend looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws a head kick but Barnett moves out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend works Barnett's body with a nice hook.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws a shot to the body.
Good leg kick by Samurai" : Rip My Friend there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Samurai" : Rip My Friend ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Barnett is breathing heavily.
Barnett moves out of range as Samurai" : Rip My Friend strikes.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

It looks like Ruiner Barnett has been cut.
Barnett keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Barnett ducks under a wild hook from Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
A slapping leg kick lands for Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Samurai" : Rip My Friend feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Barnett sprawling to the canvas! Barnett rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Samurai" : Rip My Friend finish him?!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slapping leg kick lands for Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws a leg kick which misses Barnett's front leg but catches the back leg as Barnett tries to avoid it.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend misses with a low kick.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend misses with the combination.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend scores with a jab to the jaw.
A lazy left from Samurai" : Rip My Friend finds it's target.
Barnett steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Samurai" : Rip My Friend. That one must have hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barnett uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend lands a jab to Barnett's midsection.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend catches Barnett with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Sloppy strikes from Samurai" : Rip My Friend. Those never looked like landing.
Barnett takes a jab right on the kisser.
A jab from Samurai" : Rip My Friend finds it's way through Barnett's defenses.
Some bone on bone action there as Barnett checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend thows a body shot but no joy.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws a shot from downtown. Barnett moves away and avoids it.
Barnett checks a low kick from Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend misses with a hook. Barnett ducked under it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Barnett or perhaps it was just good defense by Samurai" : Rip My Friend which made him look bad.
Barnett throws a low kick but it's checked well by Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Barnett chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Samurai" : Rip My Friend can pounce on him.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Barnett's hands.

Ruiner Barnett's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A chopping leg kick lands by Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Barnett avoids the head kick by Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend connects with the punch.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend looks to throw the jab but Barnett is out of range.

Samurai" : Rip My Friend lands a big head kick that sends Barnett tumbling to the mat! Samurai" : Rip My Friend takes a step backwards and waves Barnett back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Barnett is rocked!
Barnett is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend lands with a shot to the body.

Samurai" : Rip My Friend cracks Barnett with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Barnett looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Samurai" : Rip My Friend finish him?
Oh Barnett is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Samurai" : Rip My Friend finds Barnett's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Barnett flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Samurai" : Rip My Friend lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Barnett will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend!
A very excited looking Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.