PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between J Breaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Breaker comes to the cage accompanied by Hustlin'. Samurai\" : Rip My Friend has chosen Sad memory as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Humors \"The Afro Samurai\" : Rip My Friend was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Breaker
vs
"The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend

185 cm
34
212 lbs
32 - 17 - 0

198 cm
29
257 lbs
32 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Reaper Combatwear
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

{R.W} Four Aces Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, J Breaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Cecil Peabody and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid leg kick lands there for Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Breaker checks a leg kick.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Breaker's calf.
A slapping leg kick lands for Breaker.
Breaker misses with a hook. Samurai" : Rip My Friend ducked under it nicely.
Breaker shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

It looks like J Breaker has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from Breaker.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Breaker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend keeps the fight on the outside.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend lands with an overhand left.
Breaker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Breaker cracks Samurai" : Rip My Friend with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Breaker ducks right into an uppercut from Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Breaker is able to avoid easily.
Breaker throws a leg kick that misses.
Breaker takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Breaker swings for the body but Samurai" : Rip My Friend moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend blocks a jab.
Breaker misses with a hook.
Breaker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend connects with a high kick.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Breaker comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Breaker doesn't seem bothered though.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That kick from Samurai" : Rip My Friend tenderised Breaker's leg. Breaker is trying to keep his angry face on.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend connects with a leg kick. Breaker looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Breaker is breathing heavily.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend connects with a nice looking jab.
Breaker swinging wildly here.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

Samurai" : Rip My Friend feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Breaker sprawling to the canvas! Breaker rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Samurai" : Rip My Friend finish him?!
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws an overhand right that drops Breaker like a sack of potatoes! Samurai" : Rip My Friend dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend!
A very excited looking Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.