PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Layne Staley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Staley comes into the arena with "Man In The Box" By Alice In Chains blaring out of the sound system. Sheen is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. This should be fireworks!

Staley
vs
Sheen

190 cm
35
254 lbs
20 - 12 - 0

200 cm
23
266 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Layne Staley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paul Aken and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Staley takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Sheen is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Sheen lands with a straight right. Staley didn't see that one coming.

It looks like Layne Staley has been cut.
Layne Staley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Sheen feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Staley sprawling to the canvas! Staley rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Sheen finish him?!
Staley throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Staley misses with a takedown
and Sheen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Staley is rocked!
Staley misses with a takedown attempt - Sheen sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Oh Staley is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Staley fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Staley seems to have got his legs back now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Layne Staley. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Staley is breathing heavily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sheen, right into the meat.
Sheen cracks Staley with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Staley falls to his knees and Sheen doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.