PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nigel York (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). York has chosen British Grenadiers Song as his entrance music. The Dos Equis Guy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dos Equis Guy
vs
York

194 cm
26
280 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

192 cm
25
285 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nigel York!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Bruno Lombardi and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy ducks under a wild hook from York.
York avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
York fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dos Equis Guy manages to avoid it.
York uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dos Equis Guy has time to react.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hook to the body.
Dos Equis Guy takes one to the side of the head.
York misses with the combination.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Equis Guy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and York has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dos Equis Guy thows a body shot but no joy.
York takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dos Equis Guy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

York gets tackled into the cage by Dos Equis Guy. Dos Equis Guy maintains the clinch.

York pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
York thows a body shot but no joy.
A chopping leg kick lands by York.
York dips to his left and cracks Dos Equis Guy with an uppercut!
York lands a right hook to the body.
York jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps York's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a hook. York tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
York looks to throw the jab but Dos Equis Guy is out of range.
A jab from York finds it's way through Dos Equis Guy's defenses.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
York feints and then cracks Dos Equis Guy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dos Equis Guy down.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a head kick.
A shot to the liver by Dos Equis Guy. Beautiful body shot.
Dos Equis Guy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
York fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy checks a leg kick nicely.
York tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dos Equis Guy was well out of range. Poor timing from York.
Dos Equis Guy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but York manages to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
York just misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice hook to York's body. York takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice inside leg kick.
York looks gassed!
Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but York moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab but it's blocked by York.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy.
York needs to keep his hands up - Dos Equis Guy had a free shot at his head there.
York avoids the head kick by Dos Equis Guy.
A slow jab from York misses its intended target.
York ducks right into an uppercut from Dos Equis Guy.
York doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
York looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dos Equis Guy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Dos Equis Guy misses the shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but York was well out of range. Poor timing from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dos Equis Guy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dos Equis Guy with a hook.
York lands with a shot to the body.
York throws a big shot that misses.
Dos Equis Guy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
York throws a chopping leg kick but Dos Equis Guy manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
York takes one to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
York on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a few strikes there.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but York was well out of range. Poor timing from Dos Equis Guy.
Good work by York as he checks the leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but York moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to wear down York with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
York chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dos Equis Guy can pounce on him.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to clinch but York is avoiding it.

Dos Equis Guy clinches.

York breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
York is looking to land body kicks.
York takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
York takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a looping right hand.
York slips a straight right by Dos Equis Guy.
York throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dos Equis Guy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
York gets cracked there but stands up to it.
York rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a nice low kick that buckles York's knee momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy cracks York with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dos Equis Guy lands with an uppercut that bounces York off the cage and back into range.
York has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dos Equis Guy finds it's way round the side to connect with York's head.

York is rocked!
Dos Equis Guy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dos Equis Guy drops York with a naaaaasty hook - York is in real trouble here! Dos Equis Guy dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Hell's Balls Recovery (160) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.