PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bad Idea (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Kiedis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idea comes to the cage accompanied by Boss of All Bosses . Kiedis comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Tupac kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Idea
vs
Kiedis

172 cm
23
160 lbs
11 - 3 - 1

180 cm
24
165 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bad Idea!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Johnny Kiedis!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Stewart Dunkirk and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiedis throws a low kick but Idea avoids it.
Idea slips a jab from Kiedis.
Kiedis lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Idea circles away quickly and effectively.
Idea misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiedis.
Kiedis fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Idea.
Nice shot lands for Kiedis.
Idea swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kiedis counters with a stiff right hand.
The fighters circling - Kiedis throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kiedis misses with a low kick.
Kiedis swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Idea changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kiedis tries to avoid it but Idea manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kiedis to the ground. Kiedis escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Idea misses with a straight right.
Idea uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kiedis.
Kiedis pivots, looking for a leg kick but Idea is out of range and Kiedis settles back down.
Idea throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kiedis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idea.
Idea misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiedis.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Idea throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Idea thows a body shot but no joy.
Kiedis throws out a loose jab but Idea uses good head movement to avoid it.
Idea staying out of range there.
Idea swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Idea moves out of range of the body kick from Kiedis.
Idea misses with a looping left.
Idea misses with a wild body shot.
Kiedis rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Idea moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kiedis swings for the body but Idea moves out of range.
Idea is looking to wear down Kiedis with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Idea swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kiedis cracks Idea with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nice defenses there by Idea.
Kiedis slips under a jab from Idea.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Kiedis.
Idea throws a hook to the side of Kiedis's head but Kiedis sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kiedis throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Idea on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Idea defending well as Kiedis loads up on a big left hand.
Idea connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kiedis walks into a straight right hand from Idea.
Kiedis missing with a left hand there. Idea was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kiedis lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Idea misses with a hook. Kiedis ducked under it nicely.
Idea misses the shot to the body.
Idea tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kiedis was well out of range. Poor timing from Idea.
Idea misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Idea. Kiedis does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idea keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kiedis.
Idea cracks Kiedis with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kiedis scores with a crisp jab that stopped Idea in his tracks.
Idea fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kiedis manages to avoid it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kiedis. That's going to slow Idea down.
Idea steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Kiedis. That one must have hurt.

Idea scores with a takedown into Kiedis's guard.
Idea tries to free his leg and advance position but Kiedis is retaining full guard.
Kiedis wants to sweep here but Idea controlling him for the moment.
Idea postures up in Kiedis's guard and throws a big left but Kiedis blocks it.
Kiedis looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiedis is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Idea looking to sit in guard and control but Kiedis gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kiedis sitting in guard, not really doing much.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kiedis wants to control from the top but Idea keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Kiedis dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Idea avoids the body shot from Kiedis.
Idea throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bad Idea seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice defenses there by Kiedis.
Kiedis misses with the combination.
Kiedis attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Idea misses with a hook to the body
and Kiedis counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kiedis slips under a jab.
Kiedis throws a body punch but Idea moves out of range.
Idea tries for a takedown but Kiedis sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Kiedis scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Idea tries to bum rush Kiedis with a series of wild strikes but Kiedis uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Idea just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Idea. Kiedis does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Idea throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Idea thows a body shot but no joy.
Kiedis misses with a right hand
and Idea cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kiedis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idea.
Idea fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kiedis manages to avoid it.
Kiedis takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kiedis throws a body punch but Idea moves out of range.
Kiedis circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kiedis avoids the body shot from Idea.
Kiedis throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Idea stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Idea jabs at Kiedis's body.
A combination from Kiedis does no damage.
Idea throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kiedis throws a series of punches but Idea moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idea misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiedis.
Kiedis scores with a sloppy right hand. Idea should have avoided that one.
Kiedis moves out of range of the strikes.
Idea misses with a body punch
and Kiedis counters with a leg kick.
Idea misses with a shot to the body
and Kiedis counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Horrible takedown by Idea or perhaps it was just good defense by Kiedis which made him look bad.
Idea tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kiedis swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bad Idea. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kiedis pushes Idea away with a front kick.
Kiedis misses with a straight left.
Idea swings for the body but Kiedis moves out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kiedis. That's going to slow Idea down.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kiedis lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Idea has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Idea and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idea lands a slapping body shot.
Idea uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kiedis.
A swing and a miss from Idea.
Idea fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kiedis manages to avoid it.
Kiedis slips under a jab.
Kiedis throws a head kick but Idea moves out of range.
Idea doesn't manage to clinch there - Kiedis circles away.
Kiedis misses with a head kick.
Kiedis misses with a leg kick.
Kiedis throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A cross from Kiedis lands.
Johnny Kiedis is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kiedis slips a jab and a cross from Idea.
Kiedis connects with an inside leg kick.
Idea misses with a two punch combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiedis throws the left hand but Idea avoids the punch easily.
Johnny Kiedis seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Idea is defended easily by Kiedis.
Kiedis throws a hook but Idea avoids it easily.
Idea misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiedis.
Idea throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kiedis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kiedis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idea.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kiedis, as that shot connected.
Idea misses with a body shot
and Kiedis counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Idea is lucky that one didn't land flush.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Idea lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kiedis at a distance.
A punch combination from Kiedis misses.
Kiedis takes a swing at Idea's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Johnny Kiedis will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Idea throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Idea punishes Kiedis's body with a nice straight punch.
Kiedis looks to land a right hand but Idea moved out of range.
Idea throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kiedis counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Idea missing with a left hand there. Kiedis was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kiedis lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Kiedis looks for the body kick but Idea saw that one coming.
Kiedis connects with a good right hand that stumbles Idea. Idea circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Idea connects with a body shot.
Kiedis scores with a jab. Idea acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Idea throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kiedis changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kiedis works over Idea's head and body with a nice combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Idea has a takedown stuffed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Idea throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Idea tries to close the distance and clinch but Kiedis swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Idea misses with a wild body shot.
Kiedis lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kiedis lands a jab-cross combination.
Kiedis keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kiedis.
Idea throws a one two combo.
Kiedis connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kiedis bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Idea's head.
Idea comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kiedis throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Idea is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiedis throws a head kick that Idea semi-blocks.
Idea slips under a jab from Kiedis.
Kiedis throws a jab when Idea was well out of range.
Kiedis jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kiedis lands a nice leg kick that just misses Idea's sensitive parts.

Idea has Kiedis up against the cage in a clinch.
Idea wants to stall.
Kiedis misses with the head strike.
Kiedis is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Idea is keeping busy.
Idea swings wildly with an uppercut but Kiedis uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idea stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Kiedis throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ideas head.
Idea misses with a punch to the body.
Idea is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Kiedis is defending well.
Idea throws a punch but it's blocked by Kiedis.
A right handed body shot lands from Idea.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

Idea lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Idea is thwarting Kiedis's attempts to control the position.
Idea wants to take a breather but Kiedis is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Idea wants to free his trapped foot but Kiedis is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Idea thows a huge punch but Kiedis dodges it nicely.
Kiedis controlling the position well.
Bad Idea has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fighters are battling for position here. Kiedis manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Johnny Kiedis is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Idea throwing strikes from guard but Kiedis blocks nicely.
Idea scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

And that's the end of the fight!
Johnny Kiedis comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Kiedis winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny Kiedis!
An out of breath Johnny Kiedis thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.