PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kicky McPuncherton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Merhi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Merhi has chosen The sound of muzak as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

McPuncherton
vs
Merhi

200 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

181 cm
18
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kicky McPuncherton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Michael Merhi!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from McPuncherton. Those never looked like landing.
McPuncherton jabs Merhi to the body, keeping him at a distance.

Merhi scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Merhi is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down McPuncherton's shoulder. That is not cool.
Merhi should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
McPuncherton is looking for a sweep.
Merhi working the body and head with strikes.

Merhi is working to tighten is grip on McPuncherton's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. McPuncherton has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Merhi is really squeezing tight and eventually McPuncherton passes out! Merhi breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Michael Merhi!