PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kickin Rad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Felipezoom Insano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Rad might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Kids Of The K-Hole. Insano has chosen as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Rad
vs
Insano

200 cm
23
264 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

190 cm
27
263 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

- - - - - All Nutrients 160 - - - - -

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kickin Rad!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Felipezoom Insano!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Insano misses with a hook. Rad ducked under it nicely.
Rad is looking to land body kicks.
A head kick misses from Insano.
Insano lands a head shot.
Rad lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Rad throws a leg kick but Insano sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Rad blocks a head kick by Insano.
Insano takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rad slips a jab from Insano.
Rad fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Insano manages to avoid it.
Rad on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Insano moves out of range of the body kick.
Rad lands with a thumping leg kick.
Insano throws a wild body kick that Rad sees coming a mile off.
Rad works Insano's body with a nice hook.
Rad takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Insano.
Rad fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Insano checks it well.
Rad misses with a low kick.
Rad is looking to score with low kicks.
Insano misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rad lands a jab to Insano's midsection.
Insano blocks a leg kick.

Rad drives through with a takedown into Insano's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Rad looking to sit in guard and control but Insano gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Insano wants to control from the top but Rad keeps moving.
Rad has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Insano avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Rad throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Rad utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Rad utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Rad looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Insano wants to control from the top but Rad keeps moving.

Rad is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Insano is aware though and is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rad is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Insano content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Rad looking to hit a scissor sweep but Insano is one step ahead there.
Insano looking to pass the guard.

Rad looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Insano is defending well. Rad quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Insano has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Rad celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kickin Rad!
Kickin Rad retains his heavyweight title!
Kickin Rad managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, - - - - - All Nutrients 160 - - - - -, into his post fight interview.