PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sebastien Linne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Linne has chosen Arcturus - The Chaos Path as his entrance music. Sebastien Linne has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fatherfockerusus
vs
Linne

186 cm
28
180 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

170 cm
33
165 lbs
21 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sebastien Linne!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Konstantin Menshow and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Linne swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fatherfockerusus throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

Fatherfockerusus closes the distance and pushes Linne back into the cage.
Linne misses with the head strike.
Fatherfockerusus takes a shot to the head.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus misses with an elbow strike.
Fatherfockerusus tries a body shot but Linne blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Linne.
Linne is working Fatherfockerusus over against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus looking to throw knees to the head but Linne is blocking nicely.
Fatherfockerusus swings wildly with an uppercut but Linne uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fatherfockerusus.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Linne.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice uppercut.
Linne tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fatherfockerusus avoids it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Linne lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Linne is trying to break the clinch but Fatherfockerusus has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a right to the head.
Linne lands a body punch.
Linne misses with the head strike.
Linne is trying to push Fatherfockerusus away but Fatherfockerusus has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Linne is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fatherfockerusus is defending well for now.
Fatherfockerusus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Linne blocks a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Linne misses with the head strike.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Linne.
Fatherfockerusus tries to throw a body punch but Linne avoids it by throwing Fatherfockerusus back against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus lands a left hand that snaps the head of Linne backwards.
Linne misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fatherfockerusus.
Linne lands an elbow that stopped Fatherfockerusus in his tracks for a moment.
Linne misses with a short punch on the inside.
Linne prevents a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fatherfockerusus blocking some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Linne lands an uppercut.
Linne tries to throw a body punch but Fatherfockerusus avoids it by throwing Linne back against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a knee to the head.
Fatherfockerusus gets through Linne's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Linne takes a shot to the head.
Linne blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus struggles to land a body shot inside as Linne controls his hands.
Good body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fatherfockerusus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Linnes head.
Fatherfockerusus throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Linne blocks it with crossed arms.
Linne lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Fatherfockerusus breaks the clinch.
Linne lands with a hook. Fatherfockerusus tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fatherfockerusus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Linne.
Linne motions for Fatherfockerusus to come forward. Linne throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a right hand.
Linne throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Linne. That's going to slow Fatherfockerusus down.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a nice right hand.
Linne shoots in looking for a takedown but Fatherfockerusus manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Linne's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Linne needs to keep his hands up - Fatherfockerusus had a free shot at his head there.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to land body kicks.
Fatherfockerusus tries to clinch but Linne moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Linne has a takedown stuffed.
Fatherfockerusus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Linne.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fatherfockerusus closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stalling in the clinch from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus avoids a wild elbow strike from Linne.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus working Linne over with knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Linne.
Fatherfockerusus takes an elbow to the temple.
Fatherfockerusus using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Linne has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fatherfockerusus throws a head punch that misses.
Linne swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Linne pushes off an throws an elbow but Fatherfockerusus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Linne misses with a body punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Linne tries to work over Fatherfockerusus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fatherfockerusus lands a left hand that snaps the head of Linne backwards.
Linne tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fatherfockerusus avoids it.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus lands a good knee to the midsection. Linne won't want to take too many of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A jab from Linne misses.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus jabs Linne right on the nose. Linne blinks but takes it well.
Linne takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Linne misses with an uppercut.
Linne throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fatherfockerusus scoring well with a low kick there.
Linne misses with a leg kick.
Linne throws a wild body kick that Fatherfockerusus sees coming a mile off.
Linne avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook to the body
and Linne counters with a good low kick that Fatherfockerusus was not able to check.
Linne connects with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Linne avoids the body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Linne checks a leg kick.
Linne keeps the fight on the outside.
Fatherfockerusus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A left and a right from Linne both land. Nice combination.
Fatherfockerusus throws a low kick but Linne avoids it.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a jab.
Linne throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Fatherfockerusus's head.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fatherfockerusus tried to score with a low kick but Linne checks it.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick that misses.
Fatherfockerusus lands a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fatherfockerusus tries to clinch up but Linne circles away and keeps his distance.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook but Linne avoids it easily.
Linne with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fatherfockerusus to score with a decent uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus misses the jab.
Linne throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fatherfockerusus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fatherfockerusus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fatherfockerusus throws a low kick, looking for Linne's leg but Linne calmly moves out of range.
Linne dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fatherfockerusus. That did some damage!
Fatherfockerusus throws a front kick aimed at Linne's knee but Linne avoids it well.
Linne moves away from the strike by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Linne was well out of range. Poor timing from Fatherfockerusus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Linne throws a leg kick which misses Fatherfockerusus's front leg but catches the back leg as Fatherfockerusus tries to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick
and Linne makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fatherfockerusus misses with an uppercut.
Linne throws the left hand but Fatherfockerusus avoids the punch easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fatherfockerusus. Linne does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fatherfockerusus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Linne checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Linne tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fatherfockerusus sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Linne somewhat.
Fatherfockerusus looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Linne moves out of range of the leg kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Linne takes a swing at Fatherfockerusus's ribcage but misses.
Fatherfockerusus takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Good exchange - Fatherfockerusus coming out on top.
Fatherfockerusus takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Fatherfockerusus gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Still in the clinch, Fatherfockerusus scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fatherfockerusus.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fatherfockerusus blocks a body shot from Linne.
Linne working aggressively here.
Linne working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fatherfockerusus wants to break free but Linne has control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Linne.
Linne throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

Fatherfockerusus forces Linne back against the cage and clinches.
Linne tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice elbow from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a body shot from Linne.
Linne is trying to break the clinch but Fatherfockerusus has him pressed against the cage.
Linne tries to work over Fatherfockerusus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus prevents a body shot from Linne.
Linne is trying to break the clinch but Fatherfockerusus has him pressed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Fatherfockerusus's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus missing with knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Fatherfockerusus.
Linne avoids the elbow strike from Fatherfockerusus, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Linne fails to land.
Linne misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Linne's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Linne throws a body kick that misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws an overhand right that lands on Linne's shoulder, as Linne tries to avoid the shot.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a right hand. Linne shakes it off.
Linne throws a wild body kick that Fatherfockerusus sees coming a mile off.
Fatherfockerusus defending well as Linne loads up on a big left hand.
Fatherfockerusus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Linne moves away.
Linne looks to throw the jab but Fatherfockerusus is out of range.
Linne drops his hands momentarily and Fatherfockerusus takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Linne will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Linne misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a wild body kick that Linne sees coming a mile off.
Fatherfockerusus tries to clinch there but Linne circles away.
Fatherfockerusus keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Linne throws a big shot that misses.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Linne.
Linne misses with a looping right.
Linne tries to land a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus saw it coming and moves away.
Linne throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fatherfockerusus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Linne checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fatherfockerusus tries to close the distance and clinch but Linne swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fatherfockerusus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Linne.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Linne slips under a jab from Fatherfockerusus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Linne looks to land a combination but Fatherfockerusus avoids it well.
Fatherfockerusus lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Linne circles away quickly and effectively.
Fatherfockerusus's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Linne connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Fatherfockerusus scrambles back to his feet.
Fatherfockerusus moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Good standup being displayed there by Fatherfockerusus as he connects with a hook.
Linne fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fatherfockerusus.
Linne moves out of range as Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick.
Horrible takedown by Linne or perhaps it was just good defense by Fatherfockerusus which made him look bad.
Fatherfockerusus moves out of range as Linne throws a body kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fatherfockerusus, right into the meat.
Fatherfockerusus thows a body shot but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Linne.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A clash of legs there as Fatherfockerusus blocks the low kick.
Fatherfockerusus moves in looking to clinch but Linne pushes him off.
Fatherfockerusus wants to clinch.
Fatherfockerusus thows a body shot but no joy.
Linne slips a jab and a cross from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Linne slips a straight right by Fatherfockerusus.
Linne scores with a jab to the jaw.
Linne lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's time! Fatherfockerusus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

The fighters circling - Linne throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Linne throws a head kick that half lands.
Fatherfockerusus throws a head kick but Linne moves out of range.
Jab, jab by Linne - just one landing.
Fatherfockerusus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Linne fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fatherfockerusus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Good exchange - Fatherfockerusus coming out on top.
That kick from Linne tenderised Fatherfockerusus's leg. Fatherfockerusus is trying to keep his angry face on.
Linne swings for the body but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Linne connects with a solid leg kick.
Linne misses the shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Fatherfockerusus takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus looks to land a body kick but Linne moved away.
Fatherfockerusus pivots, looking for a leg kick but Linne is out of range and Fatherfockerusus settles back down.
Linne slips a jab from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Linne avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fatherfockerusus throws a head kick that misses
and Linne counters with a straight right hand.
Linne misses with an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus tries to clinch up but Linne circles away and keeps his distance.
A lazy body kick from Fatherfockerusus
and Fatherfockerusus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Linne avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Linne ducks under a wild hook from Fatherfockerusus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Linne finds it's way through Fatherfockerusus's defenses.
Linne moves away from the strike by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus cracks a nice hook into Linne's ribs.
Linne misses with a body shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Fatherfockerusus checks a leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A good leg kick by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Linne counters with a low kick, right behind Fatherfockerusus 's knee.
Fatherfockerusus is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Linne waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fatherfockerusus.
Linne moves out of range of the leg kick from Fatherfockerusus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Linne throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Linne throws a body kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fatherfockerusus. Linne does a little dance to reset his feet.
Some bone on bone action there as Fatherfockerusus checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Fatherfockerusus fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Linne checks it well.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Linne is defended easily by Fatherfockerusus.
A thudding body kick lands there by Fatherfockerusus!
Fatherfockerusus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Linne moves away.
Linne showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Linne.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Linne looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Fatherfockerusus takes one on the button.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is winning the standup battle so far.
The fighters circling - Fatherfockerusus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A slapping body kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
Linne shoots in but Fatherfockerusus avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fatherfockerusus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Linne.
Fatherfockerusus slips under a jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fatherfockerusus looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Linne swats away the attempt to clinch by Fatherfockerusus.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Sebastien Linne will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Fatherfockerusus connects with a right hand. Linne shakes it off.
Fatherfockerusus throws a jab when Linne was well out of range.
Fatherfockerusus takes a swing at Linne's ribcage but misses.
No joy there for Fatherfockerusus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a leg kick. Linne looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a nice body kick.
Fatherfockerusus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Linne.
Linne ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Linne keeps the fight on the outside.
Linne lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Fatherfockerusus moves into the clinch successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Linne fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Linne lands a body punch in the clinch.
Linne working aggressively here.
Linne lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Linne throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Linne throws an elbow but it misses.
A head punch on the inside from Fatherfockerusus fails to land.

Linne breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Linne wants to slow Fatherfockerusus down by chopping away at his legs.
Linne defending well as Fatherfockerusus loads up on a big left hand.
Linne takes one to the chin there.
Fatherfockerusus throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Linne lands a jab.
Sebastien Linne has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Linne lands a right hook to the body.
Fatherfockerusus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Linne manages to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fatherfockerusus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Some bone on bone action there as Linne checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot.
Linne finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fatherfockerusus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fatherfockerusus looks to throw the jab but Linne is out of range.
Fatherfockerusus fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Linne pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus is out of range and Linne settles back down.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a low kick nicely.
Linne misses with the body kick
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a good, hard body kick but Linne shrugs it off.
Linne looks to land a right hand but Fatherfockerusus moved out of range.
Linne fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Fatherfockerusus checks it well.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Linne throws a leg kick
and Fatherfockerusus makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Linne throws a jab when Fatherfockerusus was well out of range.
Fatherfockerusus lands with an overhand left.
A jab from Linne misses.
Fatherfockerusus bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Linne's head backwards.
Fatherfockerusus is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Linne throws a lazy right hand but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Fatherfockerusus.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus connects with a body shot.
A head kick by Fatherfockerusus misses
and Linne counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fatherfockerusus thinking.
Linne looks to throw the jab but Fatherfockerusus is out of range.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a looping right hand.
Linne has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Fatherfockerusus.
Linne looks to land a body kick but Fatherfockerusus moved away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Linne uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a hook.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Linne sees it coming and checks it nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Fatherfockerusus has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 49:46
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 49:46
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus retains his welterweight title!
As Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Good night!!!'.