PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Gomer Pyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maximus Scott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pyle comes into the arena with The Marines' Hymn blaring out of the sound system. Scott has chosen Kanye West - Power as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pyle
vs
Scott

183 cm
26
182 lbs
18 - 5 - 1

185 cm
27
180 lbs
24 - 5 - 0

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World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Gomer Pyle!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maximus Scott!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Marco Blurström and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pyle looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Scott moves out of range as Pyle throws a body kick.
Scott tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A lazy left from Pyle finds it's target.

It looks like Maximus Scott has been cut.
Pyle throws a chopping leg kick but Scott manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Scott doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Scott blocks a jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pyle.
Pyle scoring well with a low kick there.
Pyle throws a body kick that misses
and Pyle takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Scott tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pyle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pyle dives in and grabs Scott's left leg, looking for a takedown. Scott pushes down on Pyle's head and hops out.

Scott drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Scott connects with a couple of short punches.
Pyle is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Scott taking some punishment here, with Pyle in his half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scott has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pyle is working away from the top position though.
Pyle not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Pyle missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Pyle throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Pyle lands with a punch from half guard.
Pyle throwing shots but Scott is blocking nicely.
Pyle has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Pyle is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Scott defends it well.
Pyle is thwarting Scott's attempts to control the position.
Pyle missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Scott is doing well to control the position and prevent Pyle from advancing to side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scott is trying to maintain the position but Pyle is very close to passing his half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Scott is concentrating on defense, preventing Pyle from advancing position.
Pyle trying to control from Scott's half guard. Scott has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Pyle cracks Scott with a solid left hand.
Scott is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pyle gets full guard.

Pyle has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Scott is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Pyle.
Pyle manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Pyle not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pyle looks to land a strike but Scott avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Scott looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Pyle looking to pass the guard.
Scott is adopting a defensive guard.
Scott looking for a sweep. Not yet Scott, not yet.
Scott working a defensive guard here.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Maximus Scott was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Scott takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scott throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pyle misses with a takedown
and Scott counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Pyle misses with an uppercut. Scott saw that one coming.
Scott fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pyle has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Gomer Pyle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Scott lands a slapping body shot.
Pyle uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Scott.
A slapping body kick lands there for Scott.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pyle checks a leg kick.
Pyle shoots in looking for a takedown. Scott tries to sprawl out of it but Pyle keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Scott manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gomer Pyle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sloppy strikes from Pyle. Those never looked like landing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A punch lands to the side of Scott 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Pyle throws a low kick but Scott moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Gomer Pyle will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Maximus Scott's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Scott checks the leg kick.
Gomer Pyle is winning the standup battle so far.
Scott tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pyle was well out of range. Poor timing from Scott.
Scott bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pyle lands a right hook to the body.
Scott swings for the body but Pyle moves out of range.
Pyle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pyle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pyle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pyle lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Scott has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Scott and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pyle is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Scott connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Scott takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Pyle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pyle lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Scott at a distance.
Pyle throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Pyle scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pyle scores a takedown into full mount!
Scott keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Scott regains half guard.
Scott gets back to full guard.
Pyle throws a strike but Scott rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Scott stands up and waves to Pyle to follow him.

Scott scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pyle trying to control here.
Scott wants to stand up but Pyle has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Pyle tries to roll over but Scott keeps him under control.
Pyle is working hard here to advance position.
Pyle trying to control from the bottom.
Scott wants to take a breather but Pyle is having none of it.
Pyle makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Pyle.
Scott postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pyle lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Scott!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Pyle cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Scott really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Pyle postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Scott looks a forlorn figure.
The referee warns Scott that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
The referee warns Scott that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

That has opened up Maximus Scott's cut even more.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Scott blocking the ground and pound.
Scott tries to hold on but Pyle pushes him away.
Pyle looking to finish Scott with some ground and pound. This is bad for Scott!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scott is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Pyle raining down shots from the mount!

Maximus Scott's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Maximus Scott's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Gomer Pyle!
Gomer Pyle is the new welterweight champion!
An out of breath Gomer Pyle thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.