PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Igor Wietrzny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nom Nomm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wietrzny comes into the arena with Hunter-Fallen blaring out of the sound system. Nomm has chosen Nyan Cat as his entrance music. Nom Nomm is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Wietrzny
vs
Nomm

174 cm
28
178 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

190 cm
23
175 lbs
4 - 2 - 1

Good takedowns
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Igor Wietrzny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Nom Nomm!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Eliza Hachem and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nomm looking to score a takedown here. Wietrzny is defending well but Nomm drives through and ends up in Wietrzny's guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

Nomm got a little sloppy there for a moment and Wietrzny has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Nomm has managed to get both his arms back between Wietrzny's legs - danger averted.

Wietrzny throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Wietrzny looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Nomm is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Wietrzny is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Wietrzny has escaped and now he's on top!

Nomm kicks Wietrzny off and gets to his feet.
Nomm slips under a jab.

Nomm fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Wietrzny to the ground. Nomm is now in Wietrzny's guard.

Nomm has gone for a leg lock! Wietrzny slips out almost immediately though and dives into Nomm's guard.
Wietrzny trying to control the position from guard on top but Nomm is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wietrzny tries to free his leg and advance position but Nomm is retaining full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wietrzny advances to half guard.
Wietrzny is trying to control. Nomm wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Nomm really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Wietrzny. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Wietrzny stops Nomm from getting back to his feet.

Wietrzny seems to be looking for submissions.

Nomm has one foot on Wietrzny's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.

Wietrzny instigates a clinch.
Wietrzny misses with a body punch.
Nomm prevents a takedown attempt there.
Nomm looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Wietrzny turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Wietrzny manages to end up in side control.

Wietrzny is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Nomm has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nomm wants to get back to his feet but Wietrzny drags him back down.

Wietrzny is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Nomm knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Wietrzny is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Nomm has escaped the position, nice work there.
Nomm is trying to buck Wietrzny off.

Wietrzny looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nomm pushes Wietrzny away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Wietrzny gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

Wietrzny looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

Wietrzny working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

Wietrzny is trying to get an arm triangle but Nomm is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Wietrzny wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Nomm, who protects the arm well.

Wietrzny is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Nomm has escaped the position, nice work there.

Wietrzny tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Wietrzny tries to move to mount but Nomm blocks the move with his legs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nomm is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Wietrzny is controlling him well.
Wietrzny controlling from side mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Igor Wietrzny dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Wietrzny throws a shot from downtown. Nomm moves away and avoids it.
Nomm tries for a takedown but Wietrzny sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Wietrzny throws a right and a left that Nomm avoids nicely.
Igor Wietrzny seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nomm lands a slapping body shot.
Nomm throws a right and a left that both miss.
A big right from Wietrzny misses.
Nomm misses with a takedown attempt - Wietrzny sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nomm moves away from the strike by Wietrzny.
Nomm avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Left hook, right uppercut from Nomm.
Nomm swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nomm lands a jab-cross combination.
Nomm misses with a straight right.
Wietrzny tries to clinch but Nomm is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wietrzny wants to clinch up but Nomm keeps it at a distance.

Wietrzny darts in and clinches Nomm up against the cage.
Wietrzny is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Wietrzny misses with a punch to the body.
Wietrzny drops down looking for an ankle pick but Nomm pulls his leg out and moves away.
Nomm just misses with a punch to the body.
Wietrzny keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Igor Wietrzny has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nom Nomm.

Nomm gets tackled into the cage by Wietrzny. Wietrzny maintains the clinch.
Wietrzny drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Nomm gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Wietrzny is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Nomm pulls him back up using the underhooks.

Wietrzny gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Nomm has one foot on Wietrzny's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wietrzny stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Wietrzny wants it to stay on the feet.
Nom Nomm is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wietrzny swings for the body but Nomm moves out of range.
Wietrzny takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Wietrzny wants to clinch but Nomm slips to the side
and Nomm counters with a straight right hand.
Wietrzny ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nomm scores with a jab to the body.
Nomm is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Wietrzny rather than just go for the knockout.
Sloppy strikes from Nomm. Those never looked like landing.
Wietrzny tries for a takedown but Nomm sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wietrzny shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Nomm but Nomm pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Wietrzny throws a right and a left that Nomm avoids nicely.
Wietrzny fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nomm manages to avoid it.
Nomm keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Nomm fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Nomm gets a takedown into half guard.

Nomm is looking for a kimura but Wietrzny is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Nomm to get the leverage.

Nomm seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Wietrzny is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Nom Nomm!
A very excited looking Nom Nomm made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.