PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between The Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeeves Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Old Spice Guy Intro. Smith has chosen God Save the Queen by The Sex Pistols as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Guy
vs
Smith

189 cm
26
186 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

178 cm
34
177 lbs
28 - 11 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Jeeves Smith!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, William Peck and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
That kick from Guy tenderised Smith's leg. Smith is trying to keep his angry face on.
Guy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Smith checks a leg kick.
Smith lands a leg kick that knocks Guy off balance momentarily.
Smith swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Smith looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Guy.
Smith misses with a low kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Guy.
Smith lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Smith throws a shot to the body.
A clash of legs there as Smith blocks the low kick.
Guy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smith misses with a looping left.
Guy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Smith.
Smith lands a leg kick that knocks Guy off balance momentarily.
Guy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Smith misses with a head kick.
Guy throws a leg kick but Smith sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy misses with a wild body shot.
A big left from Smith misses.
Smith looks to land a combination but Guy avoids it well.
Smith checks the leg kick.
Smith fails to land with a series of punches.
A cross from Guy lands.
Guy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Smith connects with a leg kick. Guy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
An inside leg kick lands from Guy.
Smith throws a looping overhand right but Guy ducks down to avoid it.
Smith misses with a two punch combination.
Guy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Smith in his tracks.
A good leg kick by Guy.
Smith lands a nice leg kick that just misses Guy's sensitive parts.
Guy is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Decent striking displayed by Guy there.
Smith throws a sloppy head kick and Guy moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Smith throws a half hearted mid kick.
A clash of legs there as Smith blocks the low kick.
Smith with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Guy to score with a decent uppercut.
Smith throws a looping overhand right but Guy ducks down to avoid it.
Guy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Smith. Smith obviously looking to wear him down.
Smith uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Guy has time to react.
Jeeves Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smith tries to land a front kick but Guy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Smith lands with a hook. Guy tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Smith pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Smith throws a right and a left that both miss.
Guy takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Guy misses with a body kick.
Smith misses with a straight right.
Smith misses with a straight right.
Guy checks a leg kick.
Guy blocks a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Smith.
Smith throws a hook but Guy blocks it.
Sloppy strikes from Smith. Those never looked like landing.
Guy throws a body kick that misses.
Guy looks to land a left hand but Smith moved out of range nicely.
Smith is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Guy misses with a leg kick
and Smith counters with a nice low kick that buckles Guy's knee momentarily.
Guy misses with a hook. Smith ducked under it nicely.
A jab from Smith does it's job there.
A low kick from Smith misses
and Guy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Guy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Smith misses with a kick to the body.
Smith paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Smith buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Smith throws a push kick but Guy slaps the foot to one side.
Guy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Guy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Smith throws the kick towards the body but Guy avoids it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guy throws a one two combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith connects with a looping right hand.
Smith scores with a kick to the midsection.
Smith looks to land a right hand but Guy moved out of range.
Guy scoring well with a low kick there.
Guy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Smith counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Smith scores with a crisp jab that stopped Guy in his tracks.
Smith takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Guy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Smith swings widly with a right hand
and Guy counters with an outside leg kick.
Smith swats away the attempt to clinch by Guy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Guy. Smith does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Guy moves out of range of the body kick from Smith.
Guy blocks the body kick.
Guy attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jeeves Smith will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A clash of legs there as Guy blocks the low kick.
Smith is looking to land body kicks.
Some bone on bone action there as Smith checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Smith comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A clash of legs there as Smith blocks the low kick.
Smith has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Guy.
Guy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Guy walks forward, straight into a front kick from Smith.
Smith tries to land a front kick but Guy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Smith in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Smith ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Guy throws a chopping leg kick but Smith manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Some bone on bone action there as Guy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Guy lands a lovely overhand right.
Smith throws a half hearted mid kick.
Guy cracks Smith with a good jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Smith looks to land a right hand but Guy moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Smith moves away.
Jeeves Smith seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Smith uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Guy.
Smith lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Guy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Smith.
Smith misses the jab.
Smith pivots, looking for a leg kick but Guy is out of range and Smith settles back down.
Guy checks the leg kick.
Guy throws a jab when Smith was well out of range.
A jab lands there for Guy.
Smith fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Guy checks it well.
Guy fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Smith is out of range.
Smith scores with a sloppy right hand. Guy should have avoided that one.
Guy throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Smith throws a half hearted mid kick.
Smith takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Smith throws out a leg kick but Guy moves out of range and Smith only half commits.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith throws out a loose jab but Guy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smith is looking to score with low kicks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good work by Smith as he checks the leg kick.
Smith is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smith lands a slapping body shot.
Guy getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Smith misses with an uppercut. Guy saw that one coming.
Guy throws a low kick, looking for Smith's leg but Smith calmly moves out of range.
Smith throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Smith misses with an uppercut.
Decent striking displayed by Smith there.
Smith misses with an uppercut. Guy saw that one coming.
Smith misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Guy.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Guy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Smith has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Smith and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Smith throws a leg kick
and Guy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Smith's knee momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith just misses with a punch to the body.
Smith looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Smith fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Guy manages to avoid it.
Smith throws a low kick but Guy avoids it.
Guy checks a leg kick.
Smith checks a low kick from Guy.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Guy.
Smith throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Guy throws the kick towards the body but Smith avoids it.
Guy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Smith.
Smith throws a leg kick but Guy checks it.
Guy blocks a leg kick.
Smith throws a solid leg kick but Guy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Smith.
Smith avoids the body shot from Guy.
Smith throws a sloppy head kick and Guy moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Smith counters with a good low kick that Guy was not able to check.
Guy misses the shot to the body.
Smith throws a hook but Guy blocks it.
Guy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Good leg kick by Smith there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Guy staying out of range there.
Smith sizes up Guy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guy throws a leg kick but Smith moved away.
Guy throws a nice head kick!
A low kick from Smith is predictable there
and Guy counters with a nice leg kick.
Smith throws a push kick but Guy slaps the foot to one side.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Smith.
Guy lands a leg kick that knocks Smith off balance momentarily.
Smith throws a head kick that misses.
Smith cracks Guy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeeves Smith showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

A solid leg kick lands there for Guy.
Smith lands a nice looking body kick.
Good exchange - Smith coming out on top.

Smith darts in and clinches Guy up against the cage.

Smith has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Guy uses from the top position.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

Smith has his foot on Guy's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Guy works his way back into a safe position though.

Guy stands and steps away. Smith gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Guy motions for Smith to come forward. Guy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Smith misses with a hook to the body
and Guy counters with a thumping low kick.
Guy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Guy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Guy will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Guy cracks the inside of Smith's front leg.
Smith lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Smith takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A good leg kick by Smith.
Guy digs a good body shot into Smith's ribs.
Guy lands a really nice looking cross but Smith seems unphased.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Smith. That did some damage!
Guy throws a solid leg kick but Smith takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Guy.
Smith looks to land a body kick but Guy moved away.
Smith throws a leg kick that is checked
and Guy counters with an outside leg kick.
Smith misses with a body kick.
Smith jabs Guy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Smith scores with a sloppy right hand. Guy should have avoided that one.
Smith tries to land a front kick but Guy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Guy digs a good hook to Smith's body.
Smith misses with a body kick.
Guy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Smith misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Smith cracks Guy with a right hand to the side of the head.
Guy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Smith.
Smith chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Guy can pounce on him.
The Guy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jeeves Smith is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guy connects with the punch.
Smith cracks a nice hook into Guy's ribs.
Guy delivers a nice body kick.
Smith looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Guy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Smith throws an ugly left hook that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Guy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Smith swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Guy cracks Smith with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
An inside leg kick lands from Guy.
Guy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Smith looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A leg kick checked by Guy.
Smith takes a swing at Guy's ribcage but misses.
Guy connects with a body shot that sends Smith's belly button to the back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy lands a nice hook to Smith's body. Smith takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Guy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Guy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Smith doesn't seem bothered though.
Jab, jab by Guy - just one landing.
Guy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Smith checks a leg kick nicely.
A big left from Smith misses.
Smith stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Guy.
Guy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Smith throws a right and a left that Guy avoids nicely.
Guy staying out of range there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Smith feints and then cracks Guy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Guy down.
Guy lands a right hook to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Guy.
Guy misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy lands a leg kick that knocks Smith off balance momentarily.
Guy uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Guy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Guy scores with a push kick.
Guy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Smith fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Guy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Smith is able to avoid easily.
Guy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Guy misses with a straight right.
Smith throws the kick towards the body but Guy avoids it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A swing and a miss from Smith.
Smith feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Guy's calf.
Guy checks a low kick from Smith.
Guy throws a low kick but Smith avoids it.

And that's the end of the fight!
The Guy showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Smith has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Peck scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeeves Smith!