PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tyson Drone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stedman Tinsdale (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Drone's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, t.i and ludacris-wish you would. Tyson Drone has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Drone
vs
Tinsdale

225 cm
28
300 lbs
26 - 16 - 1

199 cm
26
273 lbs
11 - 8 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 16 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tyson Drone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Stedman Tinsdale!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Viktor Lagutenko and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drone slips a straight right by Tinsdale.
Tinsdale fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tinsdale lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Drone at a distance.
Tinsdale takes a swing at Drone's ribcage but misses.
Tinsdale stuns Drone with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tinsdale throws an off balance right hand

and Drone counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Tinsdale's guard now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tinsdale tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Drone thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Tinsdale is trying to control the position but Drone postures up.
Tinsdale is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Drone drops back looking for a leg! Tinsdale is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Tinsdale manages to kick Drone off! Drone jumps back into Tinsdale's guard.
Drone preventing the sweep.

Tinsdale wants to improve his position here. There's a bit of a scramble and Drone has taken Tinsdale's back! He's locked on a rear naked choke here and Tinsdale has been forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Tyson Drone!
A very excited looking Tyson Drone rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.