PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snow Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Short Fuse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Crash
vs
Fuse

205 cm
28
287 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Perkele!
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Snow Crash!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Short Fuse!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for Fuse.

Fuse cracks Crash with a big right hand and Crash goes down!

Crash is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Fuse is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Crash looking for a sweep. Not yet Crash, not yet.
Fuse trying to control the position from guard on top but Crash is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Crash looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Short Fuse wasn't active enough on the ground.
Fuse cracks the inside of Crash's front leg.
Crash throws a left and a right that both miss
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Crash misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crash bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Crash shoots in and drives through. Fuse sprawls well.
Crash closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Crash misses with a body shot
and Fuse counters with a nice low kick that buckles Crash's knee momentarily.
Fuse cracks a nice hook into Crash's ribs.
Fuse throws a front kick aimed at Crash's knee but Crash avoids it well.
Fuse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crash moves away.
Crash just misses with a punch to the body.
Crash misses with a right hand
and Fuse counters with a nice low kick that buckles Crash's knee momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A chopping leg kick lands by Fuse.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuse displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Crash throws out the jab.

Fuse moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Crash goes down! Can Fuse finish him!?

It looks like Snow Crash has been cut.
Fuse is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Fuse tries to free his leg and advance position but Crash is retaining full guard.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Short Fuse hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Fuse just misses with a punch to the body.
Short Fuse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fuse lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Crash ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crash takes a swing at Fuse's ribcage but misses.
Crash swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crash will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Crash tries for a takedown but Fuse sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Crash is looking to wear down Fuse with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

Fuse gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Fuse preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Crash trying to control the position from guard on top but Fuse is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Crash works over Fuse with some ground and pound from guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Fuse can do anything to dispel that myth.
Fuse controls Crash momentarily but Crash frees himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuse looking to hit a scissor sweep but Crash is one step ahead there.
Fuse not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Crash throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fuse working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Crash.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crash with a nice head shot there.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Fuse is on top in guard.
Crash lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Fuse!
Fuse is in a horrible position here. Crash smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

It looks like Short Fuse has been cut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crash trying to control but Fuse is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Short Fuse dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Crash manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Fuse on his heels. He'll look to pass Fuse's guard now, I'm sure.
Crash throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Fuse works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Fuse controls Crash momentarily but Crash frees himself.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fuse controlling the position.
Crash loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Crash postures up.
Crash throwing strikes but missing.
Fuse keeping moving, preventing Crash from controlling successfully.
Fuse looking to hit a scissor sweep but Crash is one step ahead there.
Crash working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That has opened up Short Fuse's cut even more.
Snow Crash overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crash postures up.
Crash preventing the sweep.
Crash trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fuse can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Crash controls the pace.
Crash with a flurry of punches that miss.
Crash working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Fuse's head.

The cut above Short Fuse's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Crash loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Crash lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Short Fuse's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Short Fuse's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Snow Crash!
After winning the bout, Snow Crash thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.