PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cain Marko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Samurai\" : Rip My Friend comes into the arena with Sad memory blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Marko's choice of entrance music: Get Back - Ludacris. Humors \"The Afro Samurai\" : Rip My Friend has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

"The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend
vs
Marko

198 cm
29
257 lbs
33 - 4 - 0

225 cm
31
279 lbs
27 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cain Marko!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws a leg kick but Marko checks it.
Marko is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Marko to score with a decent uppercut.
A good leg kick by Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Samurai" : Rip My Friend, right into the meat.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend tests Marko's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Cain Marko has been cut.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Marko misses with a wild body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Marko. Those never looked like landing.
Marko tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws a low kick but Marko moves out of range easily.
Marko avoids the body shot from Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend scores with a nice body kick.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Marko sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Marko lands a glancing blow to the side of Samurai" : Rip My Friend's head.
Nice cross by Samurai" : Rip My Friend.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Marko missing with a left hand there. Samurai" : Rip My Friend was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Marko throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws a nice outside leg kick.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend lands the left hand.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Marko throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
No joy there for Marko, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Samurai" : Rip My Friend lands a jab to the head.

That has opened up Cain Marko's cut even more.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend misses with a body punch
and Marko counters with a nice body shot.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend moves out of range of the strikes.
Marko misses with a hook to the body

and Samurai" : Rip My Friend counters with a head kick that drops Marko to the mat! Marko scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Marko is rocked!
Marko ducks under a wild hook from Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Marko is still on wobbly legs! Can Samurai" : Rip My Friend finish him?
Marko staying out of range there.
A telegraphed right hand from Samurai" : Rip My Friend misses the target.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws a body punch but Marko moves out of range.
Marko looks to land a left hand but Samurai" : Rip My Friend moved out of range nicely.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws a jab when Marko was well out of range.
Marko seems to have recovered his senses.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Marko misses with a wild body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
Marko moves away from the strike by Samurai" : Rip My Friend.
A slapping leg kick lands for Marko.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend lunges at Marko with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Marko's hand.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend ducks under a wild hook from Marko.
Samurai" : Rip My Friend throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Both fighters circle each other, looking for something big. Samurai" : Rip My Friend moves in and throws an overhand right. That hurt Marko! Samurai" : Rip My Friend continues to tee off on Marko, landing with a left and a right! Samurai" : Rip My Friend connects with a right hand that leaves Marko sleeping against the cage! What a finish by Samurai" : Rip My Friend!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend!
Our winner, Humors "The Afro Samurai" : Rip My Friend, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.