PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bad Idea (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sid Mission (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idea comes into the arena with Boss of All Bosses blaring out of the sound system. Mission has chosen Rodeo Song as his entrance music. Sid Mission has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Idea
vs
Mission

172 cm
23
160 lbs
11 - 4 - 1

172 cm
23
170 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Brute
Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry

ANABOLIC **160** and LAUNDRY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bad Idea!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sid Mission!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mission blocks a leg kick.
Idea misses with a straight right.

Mission tries to sprawl but Idea drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Mission keeping control of the position.
Mission makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Mission.
Mission pulls Idea in to control the position.
Idea trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Mission seems keen to control Idea's posture.
Idea won't allow Mission to sweep him here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mission pulls Idea in close to his closed guard and prevents Idea from doing any damage or advancing position.
Idea with a flurry of punches that miss.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Sid Mission.
Mission throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Idea tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Idea steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mission.
Idea lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Idea staying out of range there.
Bad Idea seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mission chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Idea can pounce on him.
Idea feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mission's calf.
Idea chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idea dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mission. That did some damage!
Mission misses with a hook.
Mission checks a leg kick.
Idea looks for a takedown but Mission sprawls well.

Idea pushes Mission up against the cage in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short left from Idea.
Idea scores with a shoulder strike.
Idea goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mission has a couple of punches blocked by Idea.
Idea avoiding damage.
Mission scores with a shoulder strike.
Mission swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mission working aggressively here.
Mission throws a head punch that misses.
Mission scores with a nice hook to the head.
Idea taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Mission can't find room to land a body shot as Idea controls the action.
Idea slows down the pace here.
Mission lands a shoulder strike.
Mission tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Idea's elbow.
Mission throws a punch but it's blocked by Idea.
Mission doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mission misses with some punches.
Mission throws a punch but it's blocked by Idea.
Mission tries to throw a body punch but Idea avoids it by throwing Mission back against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Idea.
Idea misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Idea lands a body punch in the clinch.
Mission misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Mission on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mission.
Mission misses with some punches.
Mission blocking some punches.
Idea blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mission swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Idea tries a body shot but Mission blocks it.
Idea tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for Idea.
Idea lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Idea stops a takedown attempt from Mission.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Idea tries a body shot but Mission blocks it.
Idea struggles to land a body shot inside as Mission controls his hands.
Idea lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mission backwards.
Mission lands a body punch.
Idea tries for a takedown. No joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bad Idea dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Idea lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mission has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mission and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Idea misses with a wild body shot.
Idea ducks under a wild hook from Mission.
Mission looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Mission throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Idea makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Mission really felt that one!
Mission misses with a lunging right hand
and Idea counters with a nice body kick.
Idea is looking to slow Mission down with leg kicks.
Idea throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mission throws a right and a left that both miss.
Idea throws a body kick that misses.
Idea with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mission shoots in for a takedown but Idea shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Idea fails with the takedown
enabling Mission to counter with a crisp jab.
Mission swings and misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Idea shoots in for a takedown but Mission shows good takedown defense.
Idea lands a nice looking body shot.
Mission lands with an overhand left.
Mission slips a jab and a cross from Idea.
Idea displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mission throws out the jab.
Mission connects with a jab.
Bad Idea is winning the standup battle so far.
Idea blocks a jab.
Idea looks to land a combination but Mission avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idea ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mission moves away.
Mission cracks Idea with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Mission throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Idea tries to clinch there but Mission circles away.
Idea throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Mission takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Idea throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Mission's head.
Idea walks into a stiff left hand from Mission.
Idea scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Some wild striking there from Mission.
Idea tries a low kick but Mission avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mission tries to score a power double leg takedown but Idea sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Mission somewhat.
Bad Idea has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sid Mission.
A big right from Mission misses.
Mission jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Idea moves away from the strike by Mission.
Idea throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mission stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Mission misses with an uppercut. Idea saw that one coming.
Mission loads up on a big right hand but Idea slips the punch.
Idea lands with a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mission takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Mission swings widly with a right hand
and Idea counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Idea gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mission dodges the punch combination from Idea.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Idea tries to score with a low kick but Mission moves his leg out of the way.
Mission misses with a takedown attempt
and Idea counters with a nice low kick that buckles Mission's knee momentarily.
A telegraphed right hand from Mission misses the target.
Idea is looking to wear down Mission with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Idea throws out a powerful jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Idea scores with a punch to the head.
Idea steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mission.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bad Idea dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Mission takes a swing at Idea's ribcage but misses.
Mission circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mission shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Idea as he jumps to the side.

Idea drives through with a takedown into Mission's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Idea wants to control from the top but Mission keeps moving.
Mission is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Mission utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Idea trying to control the position from guard on top but Mission is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Mission is pulling down on Idea's head. It's preventing any offense from Idea, at least for the moment.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Bad Idea.
Mission swings for the body but Idea moves out of range.
Idea uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mission.
Mission darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Idea dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Idea moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mission fails to land the takedown.
Idea attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mission might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Idea tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mission was well out of range. Poor timing from Idea.
Idea throws a chopping leg kick but Mission manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Mission tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Idea was well out of range. Poor timing from Mission.
Mission is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Idea.
Mission shoots in looking for a takedown. Idea tries to sprawl out of it but Mission keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Idea manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Bad Idea has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sid Mission.
Mission throws a jab when Idea was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mission misses with a straight right.
Idea staying out of range there.
Mission misses with a straight right.
Mission fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Idea manages to avoid it.
Mission keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Idea fakes the leg kick and cracks Mission in the body.
Mission lands the left hand.
Mission's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Idea shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Mission but Mission pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Sid Mission has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mission looks for a takedown but Idea sprawls well.
Mission takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mission missing with a left hand there. Idea was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Idea.
Idea throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mission avoids the body shot from Idea.
Mission has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Idea.
Mission takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Idea cracks the inside of Mission's front leg.
Bad Idea is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Idea cracks the inside of Mission's front leg.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters circling - Mission throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mission shoots in looking for a takedown but Idea manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Mission's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Mission stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Idea.
Mission misses with a right hand
and Idea counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bad Idea showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Idea has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bad Idea!
An out of breath Bad Idea thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.