PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Frank Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Comanche Todd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Frank Turd had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Turd
vs
Todd

194 cm
19
185 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

185 cm
20
185 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Untouchable Fight Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Frank Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Comanche Todd!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Alyssa Summers and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Todd thows a body shot but no joy.
Turd ducks under a wild hook from Todd.
Todd misses with a straight left.
Turd tries to clinch up.
Turd tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Todd misses with the combination.
Todd ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

Turd gets a clinch.
Todd wants to break free but Turd has control.
Turd landing knees to the head.
Turd throws a knee to the head but misses.
Turd tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Knees in the clinch landing for Turd.
A frustrated look appears on Todd's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Turd has Todd pressed against the cage, preventing Todd from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Todd tries to break the clinch but Turd is controlling the position.
Todd wants to get back to striking at distance but Turd won't allow it.
Turd with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Turd scores with a knee to the head.

It looks like Comanche Todd has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Todd is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Todd tries to break free but Turd pushes him back against the cage.
Turd working Todd over with knees to the body.
Todd is trying to break the clinch but Turd has him pressed against the cage.
Todd looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Turd's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Turd keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Todd's efforts to push away.
Todd wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Todd wants to break the clinch but can't.
A knee to the head by Turd.
Turd with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Todd wants to break free but Turd has control.
Todd is looking to break free of the clinch but Turd has double underhooks.
Turd landing some nice looking knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Todd is trying to break the clinch but Turd has him pressed against the cage.
Todd looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Turd pressing his opponent against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd misses with a knee to the head.
Turd lands a knee to the head.
Todd wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Todd has had enough of the clinch but Turd keeps him there for the moment.
Turd working Todd over with knees to the body.

Todd manages to break the clinch.
Turd moves out of range of the strikes.
Turd fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Turd rushes Todd and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Turd.
Turd keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Todd's efforts to push away.
Todd is trying to break the clinch but Turd is controlling him.
Turd landing knees to the head.
Turd tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A knee to the head by Turd.

Todd is rocked!
Todd can't break the clinch.
Todd is still on wobbly legs! Can Turd finish him?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd is stalling here.
Turd stalling in the clinch but Todd improves position.
Turd with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Todd tries to break free but Turd pushes him back against the cage.
Come on Turd - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Todd is trying to break free.
Turd with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Turd connects with a nasty looking knee right to Todd's face.
Turd lands a big knee to the head and Todd goes down! Turd pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Frank Turd!
Frank Turd looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Frank Turd grabs the microphone and screams "HEY YALL I JUST TURDED ALL OVER HIS FACE!" He drops the microphone as the crowd goes wild.'.