PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rinky Spider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rick James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying James's choice of entrance music: I Stand Alone - Godsmack. On his way into the cage it seems that Rinky Spider has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Rinky Spider seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Spider
vs
James

197 cm
19
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

193 cm
25
268 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rinky Spider!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rick James!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spider throws a looping overhand right but James ducks down to avoid it.
James on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Spider catches James with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A nice leg kick lands there from Spider.
Sloppy strikes from James. Those never looked like landing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spider throws a combination that misses
and James counters with an outside leg kick.
Spider connects with a jab.

It looks like Rick James has been cut.

Spider lands a big head kick that sends James tumbling to the mat! Spider takes a step backwards and waves James back to his feet - he wants the finish!

James is rocked!
Spider lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens James up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Spider from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw James's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rinky Spider!
After winning the bout, Rinky Spider thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.